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Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML

#21506427
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21539) - you deserved it (1685)

On 12/22/2015 at 12:50am - love - by ThankYou! - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my 15 year-old brother told us his girlfriend is pregnant. He was taught in his abstinence-only sex ed that condoms don't prevent pregnancy. My parents are blaming her pregnancy on me, for not telling him the truth about sex, because parents giving their kids the sex talk is "too awkward." FML

Today, my friends and I were going to Applebee's. A girl we don't like invited herself along. She waited for my friend outside of the bathroom, forced her to drive her, and said, "It's okay someone will pay for me." She then ate off of everyone's plate and left before the bill came. FML

#21506364
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On 12/21/2015 at 9:42pm - misc - by RUFckingSrs (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my Dad came home with a $500 jacket that he'd bought himself for Christmas. I'd bought him the same one, and it's non refundable. FML

#21506326
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On 12/21/2015 at 6:52pm - money - by noononononono - United States (California)

Today, the man I have been in a long-distance relationship with for 2 years told me he has been cheating on me for 6 months, and that he's leaving me for her. I'm due to fly out to see him next week on a non-refundable ticket. He insists that, "we can still hang out, just not have sex". FML

#21506323
78 comments

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On 12/21/2015 at 6:45pm - intimacy - by Sadginger - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my husband got fired from his job as a maintenance man at our apartment complex for accidentally letting a hooker into someone's house. FML

#21506290
53 comments

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On 12/21/2015 at 4:45pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, four days before Christmas, I discovered a rash on my daughter's shoulder. The doctor took one look and said, "It's chicken pox. Merry Christmas." FML

#21506142
125 comments

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On 12/21/2015 at 6:45am - kids - by BadLuck (woman) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, while I was working at a gas station, a man came up to the register with his zipper undone and his penis hanging out in full view. I had to awkwardly hand him his change while trying not to look or make eye contact. FML

#21506054
92 comments

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On 12/20/2015 at 11:24pm - work - by forever damaged - United States (New York)

Today, my now ex-fiancée confessed that "our" child is most likely actually hers and my father's. FML

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On 12/20/2015 at 3:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I mistook a tree in my back yard as an intruder and called the police. FML

Today, my father-in-law asked me if I have breast implants in front of the whole family for the third time this month. FML

#21505543
73 comments

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On 12/19/2015 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by sharee - United States (Utah)

Today, my constant constipation has become a running joke in my family; I heard my mom tell my dad that if he wants to keep his Christmas presents safe, he should ask me to eat them. FML

#21505211
47 comments

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On 12/19/2015 at 12:01am - health - by aswamk - Pakistan (Sindh)

Today, I found out why my history grade is so low: the kid in front of me takes my homework, writes his name on it, and passes it off as his own. FML

#21505155
83 comments

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On 12/18/2015 at 1:16pm - misc - by Tejanoswhy -

Today, my husband finally revealed that he's been secretly buying a particular brand of spicy chicken, eating it on his way home from work. He does it because it makes his farts smell just the way he likes it under the duvet when we go to bed. FML

#21505151
59 comments

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On 12/18/2015 at 12:49pm - misc - by tara (woman) - Switzerland (Zug)

Today, while jailbreaking my dad's phone, I found out the hard way that it's jam-packed full of my mom's nudes. FML

#21505100
79 comments

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On 12/18/2015 at 9:15am - intimacy - by brokebackanus (man) - United States (Michigan)



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