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Ebola

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Ebola : I never know what to write.

26 years old

Undergrad in biochem
Masters in biotechnology

I'm a research scientist

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Visits<b>Dusty_Cups</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 7:50pm<b>shaar</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 4:56pm<b>AlliTheKat</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 4:29am<b>macncheeze97</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 7:35pm<b>KaylaRox1908</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 12:08am<b>ashleyyeah</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 12:32am<b>catherine012</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 11:34pm<b>JulietVoltora</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 4:22pm<b>DeathofCareBear</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 11:12am<b>Munchieplig</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 10:12am<b>Suavesabs</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 4:21pm<b>ThatOtherMegan</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 11:10am<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 3:12am<b>perfect_insanity</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 1:16pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 10:48am<b>1Personation</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 5:32am<b>spatula232</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 12:19am<b>cutycat136</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 11:40pm

Fucked!<b>ashleyyeah</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 6:32am<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 9:05am<b>Purplesinger</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 4:36am<b>TiggyBonkers</b> - the 12/12/2014 at 11:23pm

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Ebola's favorite FMLs

Today, I pulled a piece of dental floss out of my ass. How it got there is one of life's great mysteries. FML

#21403757
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31409) - you deserved it (4628)

On 05/03/2015 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, our new boss banned coffee from the workplace, comparing caffeine to hard drugs. His comparison may not be wrong; after two hours, I couldn't take it any more, and in between fantasising about his cold-blooded murder, I begged to be allowed just one last cup. FML

#21403720
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29348) - you deserved it (4558)

On 05/03/2015 at 1:58am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Finland

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that me switching to "super" sized tampons does not mean I've been having sex with other men with bigger penises, and that my vagina hasn't been "stretched bigger". FML

#21403711
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30945) - you deserved it (2679)

On 05/03/2015 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after resigning from my current job, I was let go from the new job I hadn't even started yet. FML

#21403566
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30231) - you deserved it (2698)

On 05/02/2015 at 8:08pm - work - by Jbheller (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML

#21403387
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29062) - you deserved it (1981)

On 05/02/2015 at 12:54pm - misc - by Eternal Servitude - United States (California)

Today, I clogged the toilet in the one-man bathroom at the corner store, with a line of about 5 people waiting outside. FML

Today, I realized I get more pleasure watching YouTube videos of people lighting their farts on fire than I do from making love to my husband. FML

#21403333
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25036) - you deserved it (6038)

On 05/02/2015 at 10:23am - intimacy - by wellfuck (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to go to a boring, never-ending "sensitivity training" session, all because my douchebag coworker filed a complaint against me last week after I apologized for being tardy. Apparently I was insulting people with mental disorders. Or as she put it, "differently-abled" people. FML

#21403264
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27534) - you deserved it (2523)

On 05/02/2015 at 4:04am - work - by tumblrinas_at_work (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

#21403147
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32622) - you deserved it (3400)

On 05/01/2015 at 10:22pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, in the middle of the supermarket, my 7 year old son asked me what a cocksucker is and why his mum always calls me that. FML

#21402984
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27727) - you deserved it (3095)

On 05/01/2015 at 4:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time. I moved my leg to wrap it around him and accidentally hit his penis. Without thinking, I said, "Sorry little guy!" FML

#21402047
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31276) - you deserved it (9734)

On 04/29/2015 at 10:25pm - intimacy - by MiniJeans - United States (Florida)

Today, my three-year-old nephew chose to jump out of a window and break his arm rather than be babysat by me. FML

#21401920
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25943) - you deserved it (3738)

On 04/29/2015 at 6:44pm - kids - by Winxy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML

#21401833
100 comments

Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML

#21401745
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33814) - you deserved it (4523)

On 04/29/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML

#21401720
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29261) - you deserved it (2755)

On 04/29/2015 at 12:06pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)



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