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Today, my sister and I checked into our cheap hotel in Brussels as part of our month-long Europe trip. At 11pm we awoke to the sound of a mouse chewing through a bag of food we'd bought. At 3am we awoke to bedbugs. We slept in the bathroom. FML
by BuggedinBelgium / 09/24/2015 at 4:15pm / Miscellaneous
by officework / 09/24/2015 at 3:09pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, my cat still loves me too much. He schedules his dumps for when I'm doing my makeup in the bathroom so he can stay with me. I either have to suffer the noxious odor or be late for work. This is a daily thing. FML
by oh_lordy_me / 09/24/2015 at 1:53pm / United States (Illinois) / Animals
by Anonymous / 09/24/2015 at 1:07pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, while taking the subway home, a woman offered me her seat. I smiled and declined. She said she insisted because of my "pregnancy". I was too ashamed to say I'm not pregnant that I just took the seat. FML
by pinkpurplegurl / 09/24/2015 at 10:33am / China / Miscellaneous
Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML
by lovedoesnotexist / 09/24/2015 at 7:52am / Belgium / Love
by Anonymous / 09/23/2015 at 9:21pm / Canada / Money
by KindaLooksLikeCocaine / 09/23/2015 at 7:56pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by wandering_soul / 09/23/2015 at 2:44pm / United States / Work
by ImAnEngineer / 09/23/2015 at 1:09pm / United States (New York) / Work
Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It turned out that while doing a "what I want to be when I'm older" assignment, he wrote that he wants to be an internet troll so he can make people mad and make them kill themselves. FML
by Anonymous / 09/23/2015 at 11:48am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
Today, it's the third week of my dad's midlife crisis. So far he's blown half my college fund pimping out his piece of shit car, keeps texting me meme pictures, and keeps yelling "Savage!" and "Recked!" any time my mom makes a joke at anyone's expense. FML
by Colin Jr. / 09/23/2015 at 9:24am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I came across the word "pegging". Not knowing what it meant, I googled it and got a very graphic explanation. Seconds later, I realised that the webpage URL actually included the sexual nature of the meaning. The IT department have logs of every page we visit. FML
by Anonymous / 09/23/2015 at 8:43am / Malta / Intimacy
by ryu1356 / 09/22/2015 at 9:24am / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/22/2015 at 12:31am / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous