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by Anonymous / 10/02/2015 at 8:25am / United Kingdom / Work
Today, my little sister thought it would be funny to send my girlfriend a text saying I cheated on her and wanted to break up. Her response was "lol whatever I've been fucking Steve for like a month anyway". Steve is my brother, and he won't admit or deny it. FML
by Anonymous / 10/02/2015 at 6:22am / Australia / Love
by balls / 10/02/2015 at 1:49am / United States (California) / Health
by areyoukiddingme / 10/01/2015 at 1:56am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Nick Pat / 09/30/2015 at 9:13am / Miscellaneous
by Spinster / 09/30/2015 at 1:26am / United States (Colorado) / Love
by itisobviouseinstein / 09/29/2015 at 11:31pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/29/2015 at 6:50pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML
by horp / 09/29/2015 at 6:00pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
by Out of Ice Cream / 09/29/2015 at 1:06pm / United States / Love
Today, I was babysitting a couple of kids. I'd spent time with them before, so I brought my video game console to play with them. I forgot to take it home with me. They soon sold it to another kid for $10. FML
by Thatguynoonelikes / 09/29/2015 at 9:21am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
Today, I had to stand up on a train for my 4-hour journey. Why? Two pregnant women flew into unbridled rage with me over sitting in the priority seating, saying I was selfish. I'm recovering from spinal surgery. FML
by hunchbackofnotredamn / 09/29/2015 at 4:33am / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Transportation
Today, after saying I'd edit and revise a coworker's report so he could go home and spend his anniversary with his wife, he sent me a file. Upon opening it, it was pictures of men wearing strange fetish gear while being dominated. He has yet to send me the correct file and I'm scared to ask. FML
by Anonymous / 09/28/2015 at 4:33pm / United States (Nevada) / Work
by philosophicallll / 09/28/2015 at 4:25pm / South Africa (Western Cape) / Animals
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I found out I have diabetes. She thought it was an STD and I had cheated on her. So I explained what it really was and she dumped me again because she didn't want her future children to inherit my fucked up DNA. FML
by Guy / 09/28/2015 at 2:49pm / Romania (Bucuresti) / Miscellaneous