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by BX / 10/17/2015 at 8:09am / Netherlands / Health
by scorned ex / 10/16/2015 at 11:29pm / Health
by screwyouchris / 10/16/2015 at 7:08pm / United Kingdom (Brighton and Hove) / Love
Today, I tried to make a move on the cute guy who sits opposite me at work. In theory, I was going to start a game of footsie with him. In practice, I screwed up and managed to yank his computer's power cable out. He lost his unsaved work. FML
by Namaslayed / 10/16/2015 at 2:04pm / India (Maharashtra) / Work
Today, four days after moving into my new house, I woke up to a guy yelling "Fuck you, Claire" followed by a brick smashing through my living room window. Now I know why Claire was so eager to finalize the sale. FML
by Anonymous / 10/16/2015 at 1:12pm / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous
Today, I walked into the restroom at work to see my boss standing at the urinal, pissing like a toddler. He had his pants around his ankles, ass fully exposed. Now I'm never going to be able to take anything he says seriously. FML
by Anonymous / 10/16/2015 at 9:31am / United States / Work
Today, I laughed about a fold in my girlfriend's jeans that felt like she had a tiny boner. She started crying. Turns out she has a slight deformity. Oops. Explains why we've been taking it so slow. FML
by Anonymous / 10/16/2015 at 4:39am / Australia / Love
Today, I was working out in the gym when a fitness trainer came up to me and said it wasn't safe to be exercising while this far along in a pregnancy. I was too ashamed to tell them that I'm not pregnant, so I went along with it. Time to find a new gym. FML
by dramaqueen15 / 10/15/2015 at 10:38pm / Miscellaneous
by btoker / 10/15/2015 at 12:16pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
by cookie_lover_xx / 10/15/2015 at 2:24am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/14/2015 at 10:29am / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/14/2015 at 9:45am / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, I went to my cousin's house. I left my bag on the couch as my aunt instructed, only for my cousin to take it and throw it into the swimming pool. My laptop, textbooks and notes were soaked. My exam is in a week, and my aunt won't punish her perfect little angel. FML
by Anonymous / 10/14/2015 at 9:21am / United States (Missouri) / Kids
Today, I got into a minor argument with my fiancé. Deciding it wasn't worth fighting over, I shrugged and said, "Really, what are we even doing this for?" To which he replied, "Honestly, I don't know. I haven't loved you in years… Oh, you meant about the fight." And just like that, I'm now single. FML
by Anonymous / 10/14/2015 at 8:41am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, my mom and dad went to court to negotiate child support for me and my brothers. During the meeting, my dad was asked, "Sir, are you saying that the only reason you want your sons to live with you full time is so you don't have to pay child support?" To which he responded, "Yes." FML
by vanillapudding6 / 10/13/2015 at 9:21pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous