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Ebola

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About Ebola : I never know what to write.

26 years old

Undergrad in biochem
Masters in biotechnology

I'm a research scientist

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Visits<b>Dusty_Cups</b> - 10 hours ago<b>shaar</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 4:56pm<b>AlliTheKat</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 4:29am<b>macncheeze97</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 7:35pm<b>KaylaRox1908</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 12:08am<b>ashleyyeah</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 12:32am<b>catherine012</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 11:34pm<b>JulietVoltora</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 4:22pm<b>DeathofCareBear</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 11:12am<b>Munchieplig</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 10:12am<b>Suavesabs</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 4:21pm<b>ThatOtherMegan</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 11:10am<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 3:12am<b>perfect_insanity</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 1:16pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 10:48am<b>1Personation</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 5:32am<b>spatula232</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 12:19am<b>cutycat136</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 11:40pm

Fucked!<b>ashleyyeah</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 6:32am<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 9:05am<b>Purplesinger</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 4:36am<b>TiggyBonkers</b> - the 12/12/2014 at 11:23pm

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Ebola's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard a loud beep for over an hour. It didn't come from my phone or even an alarm of some sort. It was my son pretending to be a smoke alarm. FML

Today, I finally reached the point where it became necessary to give my boyfriend an ultimatum: either clip your toenails, or we aren't having sex. FML

#21405555
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On 05/06/2015 at 8:50am - love - by anon - United States (Kansas)

Today, I told my husband I felt unfulfilled and unhappy in my life. He suggested I do more chores. FML

#21405437
66 comments

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On 05/06/2015 at 12:13am - misc - by msleea - United States (California)

Today, marks the fourth day in a row that I've worn the same outfit to prove to my parents that they pay me no attention. They still haven't noticed. FML

#21405167
91 comments

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On 05/05/2015 at 3:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said, "Sure, but not yet." As we've been together for five years, I was a bit confused, but she cleared that up with, "Not until your dad has died, I don't want him to ruin my wedding with a bad toast." FML

#21405053
102 comments

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On 05/05/2015 at 10:44am - love - by inheritance (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, after waking up in a panic because I was running late for work again, I realized I was fired for that exact reason the day before. FML

#21404798
59 comments

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On 05/04/2015 at 10:08pm - work - by Jobless in Seattle - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally got my 14-year-old son to aim while using the bathroom. If only I could get my husband to do the same. FML

#21404795
73 comments

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On 05/04/2015 at 10:03pm - kids - by JustSom - United States (Virginia)

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close the sunroof. FML

#21404700
57 comments

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On 05/04/2015 at 7:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, while riding the subway a homeless man got on asking for money. I went to give him a dollar but he refused because I was "of the Asian persuasion." FML

#21404625
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25971) - you deserved it (1862)

On 05/04/2015 at 5:02pm - misc - by Malíya - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML

#21403907
63 comments

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On 05/03/2015 at 12:55pm - misc - by umyuck - United States (Virginia)

Today, I pulled a piece of dental floss out of my ass. How it got there is one of life's great mysteries. FML

#21403757
143 comments

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On 05/03/2015 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, our new boss banned coffee from the workplace, comparing caffeine to hard drugs. His comparison may not be wrong; after two hours, I couldn't take it any more, and in between fantasising about his cold-blooded murder, I begged to be allowed just one last cup. FML

#21403720
101 comments

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On 05/03/2015 at 1:58am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Finland

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that me switching to "super" sized tampons does not mean I've been having sex with other men with bigger penises, and that my vagina hasn't been "stretched bigger". FML

#21403711
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30695) - you deserved it (2667)

On 05/03/2015 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after resigning from my current job, I was let go from the new job I hadn't even started yet. FML

#21403566
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30164) - you deserved it (2695)

On 05/02/2015 at 8:08pm - work - by Jbheller (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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