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by accidentalnorman / 12/07/2015 at 5:11am / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/06/2015 at 4:58am / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by gmian / 12/06/2015 at 12:06am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
Today, my dad is having his midlife crisis and bought a mercedes along with a girlfriend less than half his age. I was trying to be supportive until I found out he is funding his midlife crisis with my university loan. FML
by adam / 12/05/2015 at 9:54am / Czech Republic / Money
by not twilight / 12/04/2015 at 7:47pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
Today, I found out my son was never accepted into the local university 2 years ago. He actually went out and got a job, and only lied about it so he could keep living in my house rent-free. The conniving bastard makes more than I do at my minimum-wage job. FML
by Suckered / 12/04/2015 at 4:47pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, my friend took me tandem skydiving. When it was time to jump, he began crying, said he'd cut our parachute cords, then said "Goodbye, cruel world!" and pushed me off the plane with him strapped to my back. I pissed myself and cried like a bitch. He thinks his "prank" was hilarious. FML
by Anonymous / 12/04/2015 at 3:36pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I spoke to a highly recommended therapist for my special-needs child. After 45 minutes of describing our challenges, heartbreaks and other very personal information, she told me that her schedule was permanently full. But she invited me to go through the phone book to find someone else. FML
by Hi_Five / 12/03/2015 at 3:48pm / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
Today, I was walking on my crutches towards the bus through the rain. The bus driver looked into my eyes, punching the button to close the doors while I was still a few meters away. As he drove off, he kept his eyes on me, while I had to wait for another 15 minutes for the next bus in the rain. FML
by shaft2112 / 12/03/2015 at 3:19pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Transportation
Today, I was getting my picture taken with my mom and grandma for a portrait. I said it was going to be beautiful when it was done, with three generations of our family in it. My grandma said that would be true, if I weren't adopted. FML
by GraceWaldorf93 / 12/03/2015 at 11:45am / Belize (Belize) / Miscellaneous
Today, I grazed my hand over the bottom of my desk's keyboard tray, and found something sticky. I gagged when I realized it was jizz, and I immediately washed my hands and wiped everything. I then checked my browser history, which was full of porn. Thanks, roomie. FML
by katluvnc / 12/03/2015 at 9:02am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/03/2015 at 4:47am / United States (Oregon) / Work
Today, after being sick all day with the flu, I asked my husband to wash the dishes after I went to bed. He said he couldn't because he had a large, important project for work that needed to get done. I woke up a couple of hours later to find him smoking weed on the couch and watching cartoons. FML
by shotdown / 12/02/2015 at 3:45pm / United States (California) / Love
by ujellybro234 / 12/01/2015 at 11:52am / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, HR sent a review email to me asking me to anonymously tell them about my boss. I decided to use this opportunity to tell them what a dick he was. I printed off the review, filled it out, then scanned and emailed it to myself. Or so I thought. Turns out I'd sent the review to my boss. FML
by jobless / 11/30/2015 at 11:01pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Work