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Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML
by ringrash / 01/14/2016 at 1:17am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/13/2016 at 6:03pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by ShouldveStayedAVirgin / 01/13/2016 at 1:30pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by anon / 01/12/2016 at 9:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Mellamononeyobiz / 01/12/2016 at 9:10pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
by TabbyCat87 / 01/12/2016 at 7:16pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, my father contacted me for the first time in years to ask about my upcoming wedding and possibly walking me down the aisle. He claimed the only reason he left was because he thought I'd be gay. I am. FML
by Anonymous / 01/12/2016 at 4:03pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/12/2016 at 1:04pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by familypet / 01/08/2016 at 10:09pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by potatoking24 / 01/07/2016 at 10:30am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I recently burned both my hands at work so I had to ask my husband for help changing my tampon, but he refused saying it would make him feel sick. This from the man who routinely sticks his tongue in my asshole when we have sex. FML
by anne / 01/07/2016 at 7:00am / Germany / Intimacy
by Sleep_lover654 / 01/07/2016 at 1:46am / United States (Arizona) / Kids
Today, my 4 year old's heavily pregnant teacher pulled me aside and asked me to talk to my son about "boundaries". Apparently, he asked her if she was going to "boobie feed" him and listed a few reasons why she should and why formula is bad, in front of the entire class. FML
by sammylynnp / 01/07/2016 at 12:39am / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/06/2016 at 10:58am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous