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Today, at work I did inventory with my boss. He did the top shelves and I did the bottom ones. By the end, my knees were dirty and sore. I went home and my roommate asked me how my day went. I absent-mindedly said, "My boss had me on my knees all day." He hasn't stopped laughing. FML
by inappropes / 08/18/2016 at 5:41pm / United States / Work
by PeedMaPants / 08/15/2016 at 8:04pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Work
by TheHeirofTime / 08/15/2016 at 11:11am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to the sound of my cat knocking things over. It wasn't until my boyfriend sat upright and checked, that I realized it actually wasn't our cat, but my boyfriend's crazy ex-girlfriend trying to get into our second-story window. This isn't the first time she's done this. FML
by WendigogoAway / 08/15/2016 at 5:46am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/10/2016 at 10:10am / Serbia / Health
by Funyearahead / 08/08/2016 at 8:44am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Torvaltz / 08/07/2016 at 4:31am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by snazz23 / 08/05/2016 at 11:58am / United States (Texas) / Love
by an unlucky man / 08/05/2016 at 5:37am / United States (California) / Love
by Redhottt6 / 08/04/2016 at 9:24pm / Miscellaneous
by meltingturtle / 08/01/2016 at 11:25pm / Love
by Anonymous / 07/22/2016 at 1:17pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I was told that the $8,500 bill for my new water well grew to $11,000 because of a fair amount of overtime. I learned that the men I hired to drill the new well at our home were spending the overtime drilling my daughter as well. FML
by loserman67 / 07/18/2016 at 8:04am / Intimacy