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Ebola

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About Ebola : I never know what to write.

26 years old

Undergrad in biochem
Masters in biotechnology

I'm a research scientist

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Today, I figurd out ow ma brt control works. If you're on your period 4 four monts straigt u can't ave sex, so u won't be pregnant. FML

#21351947
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33642) - you deserved it (3412)

On 02/08/2015 at 5:26am - health - by irwingiggles (woman) - Netherlands

Today , I had mah frst threesome. It was me , mah wonderful grlfriend , and her shithead cat after he decided mah balls were a bag of catnip and just had to play with. Thing ended pretty fast. FML

#21351917
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30891) - you deserved it (3064)

On 02/08/2015 at 3:35am - animals - by OnlyAvailableID - Australia

Today, I was awoken by te sound of ma pet lizard eating ma oter pet lizard. fat FML

Today , it was my brthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed , then we went out shopping , had a picnic , watched a good romcom , had a fancy dinner , an ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve , he dumped me. FML

#21351571
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43236) - you deserved it (2749)

On 02/07/2015 at 4:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML

#21351489
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28788) - you deserved it (3395)

On 02/07/2015 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wirral)

Today, My Boss Was Telling Everyone Is Moter Recently Passd Away An E'll Be Off Work Fir A Wile. I'd Been Olding In Painful Gas Fir A Wile, So I Trid To Ease It Out. It Turnd Into A Long, Squeaky Fart In Front Of Everyone. Everyone Glard At Me As If I Was Trying To Be Funny. FML

#21351411
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27320) - you deserved it (5940)

On 02/07/2015 at 9:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... I looool posted a photo on Facebook of me at a club with some friends. The first comment it got was "Just got a stiffy. 10/10." Thank 4 that... dad. FML

#21351395
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28808) - you deserved it (3062)

On 02/07/2015 at 7:52am - misc - by gali-ma (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

today ours after being turned down 4 sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at te computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML

#21351381
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47340) - you deserved it (3770)

On 02/07/2015 at 6:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah naw boyfriand an I raally wantad to hava sax, but ha want soft as soon as ha antarad ma. This happans avary tima wa try. I faal cursad by mah yaar-long dry spall. maga FML

#21351173
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30591) - you deserved it (3405)

On 02/06/2015 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

today I can't decide wat's worse: te fact tat ma moter found ma vibrator or tat, as a prank, se replacd it wit a realistic tarantula replica. Se won't tell me were it is. FML

#21351119
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26692) - you deserved it (4193)

On 02/06/2015 at 7:57pm - misc - by go fuck myself - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I EXPERIENCED THE HORROR OF WALKING IN ON MY BEST FRIEND FONDLING HIS TITS. YES, "HIS". FML

#21351065
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27590) - you deserved it (2932)

On 02/06/2015 at 6:00pm - misc - by barf (woman) - Ireland

Today, mah girlfriend trid to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on mah period, okay?!" She actd lyk I was crazyhen I askd how the fuck that made any sense!! FML

#21350975
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32455) - you deserved it (2098)

On 02/06/2015 at 3:10pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today... my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is... I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me... accused me of making stupid excuses up... and grounded me. FML

#21350938
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28000) - you deserved it (2536)

On 02/06/2015 at 1:51pm - misc - by valarmorgoolies (woman) - United States (New York)

Yesterday,hile in the waiting room at the dentist's, some kids were running an screaming. One of them stoppd right beside me, turnd to face me, an threw up in mah lap. mega FML

#21350906
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31997) - you deserved it (2070)

On 02/06/2015 at 12:32pm - health - by alostr1 - United States

Today, mah girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is mah girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML

#21350891
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36909) - you deserved it (2604)

On 02/06/2015 at 11:56am - love - by that guy - United States (California)



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