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by indigohero / 01/20/2016 at 11:19pm / United Kingdom (Leicester) / Work
Today, I was at school deleting documents I no longer needed on my school account. After clicking empty trash can, I saw a final paper on political science deleted. I'm not in political science, and I wasn't deleting files on my account. FML
by Jennifer / 01/20/2016 at 2:20pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by sadandmad / 01/20/2016 at 11:09am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Sittinginthecorner / 01/20/2016 at 12:42am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by lolhailsatan / 01/19/2016 at 10:07pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
by xsnqw / 01/19/2016 at 5:28pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by blah / 01/19/2016 at 3:53pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/19/2016 at 6:03am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
by heckaza / 01/19/2016 at 1:47am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by FML / 01/19/2016 at 1:41am / United States / Love
Today, I was at a very important meeting with a client and I had to use the bathroom. I was so nervous that I squirted white soap all up my suit jacket. My client walked in and commented on my "jizzy" blazer. FML
by Anonymous / 01/18/2016 at 5:50am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
Today, I was knocked unconscious by the 10 year-old I was babysitting because it was his younger sister's bedtime and he didn't want her to go. When I came to, their mother was screaming at me for sleeping on the job. In the middle of the kitchen floor. I lost a job and gained a killer headache. FML
by kids shouldnt have hard sports equipment / 01/17/2016 at 8:48pm / Australia (South Australia) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/17/2016 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/17/2016 at 2:26am / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
Today, on my college visit, I met a perfect girl for me, sweet, gorgeous, on the same career path. I remember everything we talked about, where she is from, what sport she plays, and her recent internship. But when I went to look her up online, I couldn't remember one thing, her name. FML
by Roll Tide of Tears / 01/16/2016 at 10:28pm / United States / Love