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by Anonymous / 02/09/2016 at 6:21pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Health
Today, I learnt what my boss meant when he said he would 'get his revenge on me' for winning a bet. I have to clean all the rooms that currently have a couple staying in it on February 15th. I don't want to work in a hotel anymore. FML
by Hello condoms and lube / 02/09/2016 at 4:53pm / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Work
by hannieannie / 02/09/2016 at 4:51pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Intimacy
Today, I visited my son at his university accommodations and noticed he's clearly never cleaned it since he moved in two years ago. I tried cleaning it myself, but gave up entirely when I found what looked like mushrooms growing out of an old takeout container. FML
by Pauline / 02/09/2016 at 4:35pm / United States / Kids
Today, I got into a car accident. The other driver was going so fast that when we hit, our cars positioned themselves to make it look like it was all my fault. He keeps blaming me for everything and the position of the cars doesn't help. FML
by Anon / 02/09/2016 at 7:39am / United States (Ohio) / Transportation
by Katie1921 / 02/08/2016 at 9:52pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by OhDearGodGrandad / 02/07/2016 at 12:59pm / United Kingdom (Redbridge) / Intimacy
by weirdoe / 02/07/2016 at 4:17am / Italy (Sicilia) / Intimacy
by notagoodtime / 02/06/2016 at 3:52pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/06/2016 at 12:55am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/05/2016 at 9:16pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by myusofwe / 02/05/2016 at 8:33pm / Puerto Rico / Intimacy
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
by UUUGHHH / 02/05/2016 at 3:33pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I worked up the confidence to go to the mall alone for the first time since being confined to a wheelchair. It didn't even take 20 minutes before some teenager grabbed my wheelchair and tried to race me around, all while his friends watched and laughed. FML
by Anonymous / 02/05/2016 at 3:08pm / Australia (Queensland) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/05/2016 at 4:55am / United Kingdom / Intimacy