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Ebola

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  • Number of visits : 39580
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Ebola : I never know what to write.

26 years old

Undergrad in biochem
Masters in biotechnology

I'm a research scientist

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Visits<b>Bree06</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 7:44am<b>ohmissjane</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 8:40am<b>runninggirl8</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 2:55pm<b>Miss_Whipped</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 2:00pm<b>skiddymarker</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 2:33pm<b>Truckbarbie123</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 1:35am<b>Abbey1598</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 12:21pm<b>Dusty_Cups</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 7:50pm<b>shaar</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 4:56pm<b>AlliTheKat</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 4:29am<b>macncheeze97</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 7:35pm<b>KaylaRox1908</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 12:08am<b>ashleyyeah</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 12:32am<b>catherine012</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 11:34pm<b>JulietVoltora</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 4:22pm<b>DeathofCareBear</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 11:12am<b>Munchieplig</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 10:12am<b>Suavesabs</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 4:21pm

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Ebola's favorite FMLs

Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML

#21406233
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32459) - you deserved it (5354)

On 05/07/2015 at 2:00pm - intimacy - by pleasedie - United States (Florida)

Today, my grandmother came to visit and asked me, "Did you change your hair, or are you just fatter now?" FML

#21406084
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27212) - you deserved it (2567)

On 05/07/2015 at 7:01am - misc - by Chubby (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

#21406043
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32998) - you deserved it (2113)

On 05/07/2015 at 2:27am - love - by that one anon - United States (California)

Today, I had to say to my 23-year-old son that it's not a compliment to tell a woman that he wants to jam his cock down her throat. FML

#21405973
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32235) - you deserved it (4348)

On 05/06/2015 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by dadoftheyear (man) - United States

Today, I heard a loud beep for over an hour. It didn't come from my phone or even an alarm of some sort. It was my son pretending to be a smoke alarm. FML

Today, I finally reached the point where it became necessary to give my boyfriend an ultimatum: either clip your toenails, or we aren't having sex. FML

#21405555
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28907) - you deserved it (2814)

On 05/06/2015 at 8:50am - love - by anon - United States (Kansas)

Today, I told my husband I felt unfulfilled and unhappy in my life. He suggested I do more chores. FML

#21405437
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27453) - you deserved it (3273)

On 05/06/2015 at 12:13am - misc - by msleea - United States (California)

Today, marks the fourth day in a row that I've worn the same outfit to prove to my parents that they pay me no attention. They still haven't noticed. FML

#21405167
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30169) - you deserved it (3314)

On 05/05/2015 at 3:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said, "Sure, but not yet." As we've been together for five years, I was a bit confused, but she cleared that up with, "Not until your dad has died, I don't want him to ruin my wedding with a bad toast." FML

#21405053
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35514) - you deserved it (3141)

On 05/05/2015 at 10:44am - love - by inheritance (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, after waking up in a panic because I was running late for work again, I realized I was fired for that exact reason the day before. FML

#21404798
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15824) - you deserved it (26939)

On 05/04/2015 at 10:08pm - work - by Jobless in Seattle - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally got my 14-year-old son to aim while using the bathroom. If only I could get my husband to do the same. FML

#21404795
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26069) - you deserved it (2537)

On 05/04/2015 at 10:03pm - kids - by JustSom - United States (Virginia)

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close the sunroof. FML

#21404700
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14677) - you deserved it (24919)

On 05/04/2015 at 7:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, while riding the subway a homeless man got on asking for money. I went to give him a dollar but he refused because I was "of the Asian persuasion." FML

#21404625
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26680) - you deserved it (2072)

On 05/04/2015 at 5:02pm - misc - by Malíya - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML

#21403907
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29508) - you deserved it (2255)

On 05/03/2015 at 12:55pm - misc - by umyuck - United States (Virginia)



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