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by estrelladam / 03/08/2016 at 3:52pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Money
Today, an attractive woman sat beside me at the doctor's office. Unfortunately, on my other side was my senile old uncle who can't control his bowels, and after a few uncontrollable farts, she was on the other side of the room. FML
by thanksgrandpa / 03/08/2016 at 3:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Calluna / 03/08/2016 at 10:26am / United States (New Jersey) / Money
Today, we were notified that our office will be relocated. Employees can tag along but their wages will not be adjusted accordingly. The cost of living at the new place is way higher. I have to finish my contract and really can't afford to not have a job right now. FML
by chappedchap / 03/07/2016 at 5:47pm / Kuwait (Al Kuwayt) / Work
by angrystudent / 03/07/2016 at 5:47pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/07/2016 at 2:00pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad posted on Facebook, apologizing to anyone he'd texted the night before. He said he'd gotten wasted and didn't mean anything he said. So much for that first ever "I'm proud of you" then. FML
by gayvsgay / 03/06/2016 at 10:31am / Germany (Saarland) / Intimacy
by rhymehoardhh / 03/04/2016 at 8:41pm / United States (Texas) / Money
by NotBeingPaidEnough / 03/03/2016 at 8:17am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work
Today, some muscle-head showed up at my house and started beating on me. Turned out my son had been posing online as a Navy SEAL, using a picture of me, and had dared this guy to come over and fight him. FML
by Anonymous / 03/02/2016 at 12:54pm / United States (Iowa) / Health
by man-period? / 03/02/2016 at 1:48am / United States (Oregon) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/02/2016 at 12:06am / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, my company told me that they refuse to buy me new safety footwear without a doctor's note, because my shoe size is three sizes smaller than the minimum size my company provides. I actually have to get my doctor to prove my shoe size. FML
by tinyfeet / 03/01/2016 at 10:15pm / New Zealand / Work
by sqquish / 03/01/2016 at 1:48pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
by NotHungryAnymore / 03/01/2016 at 10:46am / United States (New York) / Work
- Today, my boyfriend wouldn't get out of bed all day or spend any time with me and our baby because… Today, I realized that I shower just about 3 times a day just to get away from my horrible family.… Today, after coming home from working two jobs, I find that my unemployed sister-in-law has trashed…