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by anonymous / 02/25/2016 at 4:55pm / United States / Health
by rangerluke / 02/25/2016 at 10:52am / United States (California) / Health
by 1meme129 / 02/24/2016 at 9:12am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by arrow / 02/23/2016 at 3:39pm / United States (California) / Health
by Mr. X / 02/23/2016 at 12:46pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by girlfromnowhere / 02/23/2016 at 6:06am / United Arab Emirates / Work
Today, I was at church with some friends and our counselor, who had recently came back from Taiwan. I was born there and love to visit, so I immediately exclaimed, "How lucky!" A few seconds of awkward silence later, he said, "I was visiting my dad who was just diagnosed with cancer." FML
by goodjobme / 02/23/2016 at 1:53am / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/23/2016 at 12:01am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
Today, my boss decided that, because I got dragged into a vacation that I didn't even want to go on, she was going to take a promotion back before she even gave it to me. I don't know what's worse, losing the promotion or going on that crappy vacation. FML
by Anonymous / 02/22/2016 at 10:14pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, my ex-girlfriend woke up from a coma that lasted a few months. Her parents called me from the hospital shortly after because she was in hysterics that I wasn't there. Apparently she thinks we're still together, and I now have to somehow break up with her again after almost a year apart. FML
by oh / 02/22/2016 at 9:41pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I'm a car salesman. I got told to cold call a list of previous customers, but I recognised the names as I phoned them all last week; I told the manager this. He slammed his fist on my desk and told me to stop lying and do as I was told. I got told to "fuck off" 27 times. FML
by Arcam89 / 02/22/2016 at 5:37pm / United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of) / Work
Today, I was in a car accident on the way to work. I called my boss and told him I had to deal with the police and the accident report and didn't know how long it would take. He got mad and said I "should have picked a better time to do this". FML
by Mycardoesn'tevenwork / 02/22/2016 at 3:16pm / United States / Transportation
by replaced / 02/21/2016 at 10:03pm / United States (Georgia) / Work
by Sarah / 02/20/2016 at 7:13pm / United States (California) / Work