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Ebola

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About Ebola : I never know what to write.

26 years old

Undergrad in biochem
Masters in biotechnology

I'm a research scientist

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Visits<b>Bree06</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 7:44am<b>ohmissjane</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 8:40am<b>runninggirl8</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 2:55pm<b>Miss_Whipped</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 2:00pm<b>skiddymarker</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 2:33pm<b>Truckbarbie123</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 1:35am<b>Abbey1598</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 12:21pm<b>Dusty_Cups</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 7:50pm<b>shaar</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 4:56pm<b>AlliTheKat</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 4:29am<b>macncheeze97</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 7:35pm<b>KaylaRox1908</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 12:08am<b>ashleyyeah</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 12:32am<b>catherine012</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 11:34pm<b>JulietVoltora</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 4:22pm<b>DeathofCareBear</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 11:12am<b>Munchieplig</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 10:12am<b>Suavesabs</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 4:21pm

Fucked!<b>skiddymarker</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 8:33pm<b>ashleyyeah</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 6:32am<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 9:05am<b>Purplesinger</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 4:36am<b>TiggyBonkers</b> - the 12/12/2014 at 11:23pm

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Ebola's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML

#21415031
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27667) - you deserved it (4026)

On 05/24/2015 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by ugh - United States (Michigan)

Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML

#21414914
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27273) - you deserved it (2261)

On 05/24/2015 at 11:56am - misc - by Mona Lisa was a skank-ass ho (man) - United Kingdom (Stockport)

Today, while serving a customer, she told me: "God made you a working class citizen so you could serve! If God wanted you to go to college, he would have made sure you were able to go!" FML

Today, my cat has decided she can't eat unless I'm right there with her, so when she gets hungry she finds me and howls until I follow her to her food dish. She likes to eat pretty frequently, and I'm already getting a headache. FML

Today, my father passed away. I called my boss to let him know about the situation. His only response before hanging up: "Shit, dude. Well, I'll see you in the morning, these reports won't write themselves." FML

#21414400
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31347) - you deserved it (1671)

On 05/23/2015 at 10:50am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my dad came to my 8-year-old daughter's birthday party wearing a shirt that said "Small penis, huge dick." FML

#21414312
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27885) - you deserved it (2114)

On 05/23/2015 at 3:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to accept, but that she'd basically have to get her mom's permission first. Apparently the answer was no. The worst thing is that she really is this unhealthily dependent on her mom, and probably wasn't lying about needing her permission. FML

#21414249
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27344) - you deserved it (2849)

On 05/22/2015 at 11:44pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my friends made a little game out of my OCD. They like to purposely poke one of my arms so I immediately poke the other one. They think it's hilarious and now do it constantly. FML

#21414073
87 comments

Today, I checked my son's browser history, as he's been acting strangely around his computer recently. I found several bizarre Google searches, including but not limited to: "unicorn dick-farts", "sharting kittens", and "can you get AIDS from Asians?" What the fuck is wrong with him? FML

#21414033
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27723) - you deserved it (4553)

On 05/22/2015 at 2:17pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML

#21414003
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30321) - you deserved it (2102)

On 05/22/2015 at 1:10pm - misc - by homo fuckofftus (man) - United States (California)

Today, was my first experience having sex. It was also my first experience with a condom breaking. FML

Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML

#21413959
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30795) - you deserved it (2695)

On 05/22/2015 at 11:17am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a week showed me her talent: shooting milk out of her vagina across the room. Goodbye dairy products. FML

#21413854
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28395) - you deserved it (3206)

On 05/22/2015 at 2:55am - intimacy - by zzarzzur (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

#21413767
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24382) - you deserved it (1810)

On 05/21/2015 at 10:22pm - misc - by anon - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML

#21413610
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31622) - you deserved it (2796)

On 05/21/2015 at 4:41pm - work - by Anonymous - United States



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