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by rhymehoardhh / 03/04/2016 at 8:41pm / United States (Texas) / Money
by NotBeingPaidEnough / 03/03/2016 at 8:17am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work
Today, some muscle-head showed up at my house and started beating on me. Turned out my son had been posing online as a Navy SEAL, using a picture of me, and had dared this guy to come over and fight him. FML
by Anonymous / 03/02/2016 at 12:54pm / United States (Iowa) / Health
by man-period? / 03/02/2016 at 1:48am / United States (Oregon) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/02/2016 at 12:06am / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, my company told me that they refuse to buy me new safety footwear without a doctor's note, because my shoe size is three sizes smaller than the minimum size my company provides. I actually have to get my doctor to prove my shoe size. FML
by tinyfeet / 03/01/2016 at 10:15pm / New Zealand / Work
by sqquish / 03/01/2016 at 1:48pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
by NotHungryAnymore / 03/01/2016 at 10:46am / United States (New York) / Work
by Puddlepop / 03/01/2016 at 4:20am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while at a big speech and debate tournament, I corrected the judge's use of the word "podium" instead of lectern, because that's what my debate coach had told me was the correct usage. Well, she didn't take it too well and neither did my partner. Or my debate coach. FML
by Judgeisalwaysright / 03/01/2016 at 3:57am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I think my unborn child has developed a sense of humour. The little cherub is usually very calm, but must have realised that if he/she kicks me hard enough in this particular place near my bladder, I'll piss myself on the spot like a race horse. It's happened twice now. FML
by Spraylady / 02/29/2016 at 4:45pm / United Kingdom / Kids
by kayla53 / 02/29/2016 at 11:17am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by geekpower / 02/29/2016 at 4:59am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Miscellaneous
by killme / 02/29/2016 at 2:00am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by thatsucks / 02/28/2016 at 3:49pm / United States (Washington) / Health