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Ebola

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  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Ebola : I never know what to write.

26 years old

Undergrad in biochem
Masters in biotechnology

I'm a research scientist

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Today, my boss called me in to have a serious talk. The "serious talk" was him asking me to notify him of my menstrual cycle ahead of time so he can "avoid that shit". FML

#21446059
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23523) - you deserved it (2396)

On 07/23/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Ma_Nikka (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my sister was complaining about her acne, almost to the point of tears. Trying to make her feel better, I mentioned that my acne is worse. She replied, "But you don't care what you look like!" FML

#21446028
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20965) - you deserved it (2005)

On 07/23/2015 at 2:10pm - misc - by hamurobby82 - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML

#21445547
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23390) - you deserved it (4817)

On 07/22/2015 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing me. I got so annoyed, I tried to swat it. Didn't go too well. I ended up losing control of my stream, soaking the guy beside me. He busted my face in. FML

#21445449
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15663) - you deserved it (22861)

On 07/22/2015 at 12:21pm - health - by Anonypiss (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

#21445392
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24700) - you deserved it (3076)

On 07/22/2015 at 7:52am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a customer complained he never got his sandwich, even though I put it in the oven, dressed it up and served it to him. When I went to clear his table off, I saw the sandwich basket. We had to give him his money back. FML

#21445292
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23760) - you deserved it (1948)

On 07/22/2015 at 12:58am - kids - by okay - United States (Georgia)

Today, while working security at my job, for the second time, a man with Down's Syndrome entered the store, went to one of the demo computers, opened YouTube, pulled up a video of oiled women wrestling and jerked off. There is no protocol in the handbook for how to deal with this scenario. FML

Today, I had to explain to my boss that DVI ports are not the same as HDMI ports. When I showed him the HDMI cable, he said, "Oh! You mean USB!" He's an engineering manager. FML

#21445231
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22976) - you deserved it (1459)

On 07/21/2015 at 11:02pm - work - by geek (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after hours of waiting in line, I finally met my favorite band. After posing for a picture, I looked at my phone to find that instead of taking a picture with me and the band, my friend took selfies. FML

Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML

#21444204
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21959) - you deserved it (2863)

On 07/19/2015 at 9:23pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my son was planning on going clubbing. I disapproved, but no matter what I say he never listens, so I simply offered him some condoms so he doesn't end up knocking anyone up. He just said, "Nah, dad. Get 'em drunk enough and it's anal all the way." FML

#21443327
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27978) - you deserved it (4463)

On 07/18/2015 at 1:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I felt some serious gas building up while at the supermarket. I tried to quietly fart it out, only to end up sharting myself. I had to frantically waddle out of the store as discreetly as possible as several people in the vicinity freaked out and tried to locate the source of the smell. FML

#21443029
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23263) - you deserved it (3697)

On 07/17/2015 at 1:14pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I got in trouble for missing my shift. According to my idiot boss, "Crashes don't just happen." FML

#21442988
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25739) - you deserved it (1682)

On 07/17/2015 at 10:59am - work - by yeah - United States (Oregon)

Today, my best friend told me he masturbates to my Instagram page. Thanks, I guess. FML

#21442921
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24634) - you deserved it (3249)

On 07/17/2015 at 7:00am - intimacy - by battle1 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I witnessed the most awful park job ever. Without thinking, I found a piece of paper and wrote on the back, "Nice park, asshole". Turns out it was an old airline boarding pass, and my name, address and phone number were neatly displayed with the message. FML



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