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Today, I had to ask my sister if she'd shit her pants because the smell of poop was following us around Paris. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I had to ask an eighteen-year-old, or that she said yes and didn't do anything. FML
by smellsfunnyinfrance / 08/21/2016 at 12:43pm / United Kingdom / Holidays
by Anonymoose / 08/19/2016 at 4:06pm / Miscellaneous
by Scared4Lf / 08/19/2016 at 2:10pm / United States (North Dakota) / Intimacy
Today, at work I did inventory with my boss. He did the top shelves and I did the bottom ones. By the end, my knees were dirty and sore. I went home and my roommate asked me how my day went. I absent-mindedly said, "My boss had me on my knees all day." He hasn't stopped laughing. FML
by inappropes / 08/18/2016 at 5:41pm / United States / Work
by PeedMaPants / 08/15/2016 at 8:04pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Work
by TheHeirofTime / 08/15/2016 at 11:11am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to the sound of my cat knocking things over. It wasn't until my boyfriend sat upright and checked, that I realized it actually wasn't our cat, but my boyfriend's crazy ex-girlfriend trying to get into our second-story window. This isn't the first time she's done this. FML
by WendigogoAway / 08/15/2016 at 5:46am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/10/2016 at 10:10am / Serbia / Health
by Funyearahead / 08/08/2016 at 8:44am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Torvaltz / 08/07/2016 at 4:31am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by snazz23 / 08/05/2016 at 11:58am / United States (Texas) / Love
by an unlucky man / 08/05/2016 at 5:37am / United States (California) / Love
by Redhottt6 / 08/04/2016 at 9:24pm / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…