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EatMyCrayonz
  • Town/Country : Barnsley, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 March 1996 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 568
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About EatMyCrayonz : I am a 'mosher' (but some people call me an emo which i am not),
I loooove, Paramore, Evanescence, Fall out boy, My chemical romance, Panic! at the disco, Mayday Parade, Alphabeat, Kate Nash, Nirvana, The mighty boosh, Family guy, Simpsons.

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Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16315) - you deserved it (2584)

On 02/05/2010 at 3:23am - work - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39080) - you deserved it (5365)

On 08/11/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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