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About EarthDragon : hey! umm... Bacon. How ya doin? Anyway, I've been on this app for a while but never bothered to make an account until now :D Nothing much to say really. Got a problem, ignore me and move the fuck along :D simple as that. Oh and one more thing, Dashie ftw! Alright, PEACE!
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Monday 30 November 2015