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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 610
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About EarthDragon : hey! umm... Bacon. How ya doin? Anyway, I've been on this app for a while but never bothered to make an account until now :D Nothing much to say really. Got a problem, ignore me and move the fuck along :D simple as that. Oh and one more thing, Dashie ftw! Alright, PEACE!

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EarthDragon's favorite FMLs

Today, my grandfather asked me why the broccoli I served for dinner was white. I told him it was cauliflower. He would't believe me, accused me of being a Russian spy, and stormed out. FML

by veggieluver / 01/15/2013 at 7:58pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I thought it would be hot if I sent my boyfriend kinky message. He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply saying, "Honey, this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate." FML

by yup / 06/05/2011 at 3:23am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML

by notgoodenough38 / 12/27/2009 at 5:34pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love

Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML

by Anonymous / 11/27/2009 at 4:24pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health