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Today, I felt the urge to sneeze, so out of instinct I looked away from the computer and sneezed to my left. The rotating fan was blowing at my direction at that moment, so I just sneezed on my own face. FML
by Koubz / 04/19/2010 at 8:07am / Egypt (Al Qahirah) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was playing volleyball in gym when I went up for a spike. As I was coming down, I elbowed a girl in the face. It turns she's the second most important lead in our school musical, which we perform on Thursday. Her nose is broken. FML
by bmaas / 03/17/2010 at 12:53pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML
by splitzville / 03/16/2010 at 4:12pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by EpicUsername / 03/10/2010 at 8:14pm / United States (Illinois) / Animals
by Al / 03/09/2010 at 9:07pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by prian / 03/08/2010 at 7:08am / Canada (Ontario) / Money
Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML
by Titi14 / 03/03/2010 at 10:19pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
by volleyballgirl / 02/27/2010 at 8:11pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped by me. While the parents were fixing the strap, the baby looked at me, gasped, looked at me again, gasped, and then screamed. Ten minutes later, another baby looked at me and screamed. My face scares babies. FML
by Scaryman / 02/20/2010 at 7:03pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids
Today, I was at a club with my friends and my friend got really drunk. Later on he came up to me and said he really needed to pee but he was too drunk to work the zipper, and asked if I could help. When I finally unzipped him, he was so desperate to go he pissed in my face. FML
by missunlucky / 02/17/2010 at 7:24pm / Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha) / Miscellaneous
by misspriss / 02/16/2010 at 8:30pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by freakingow / 02/14/2010 at 1:05pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I've picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML
by wurtabang / 02/09/2010 at 12:27am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/08/2010 at 9:17pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by JK / 01/31/2010 at 7:24pm / United States (California) / Love
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