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About Eaglestrike117 : I've read every single FML.
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Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, mah great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and mah other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML
TODAY, IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET MAH SON TO STOP PLAYING CALL OF DUTY, I THREW HIS XBOX CONTROLLER OUT THE WINDOW . HE WAS SO DESPERATE, HE FOLLOWD IT . HIS BEDROOM IS ON THE SECOND FLOOR . MY SON HAS 3 BROKEN RIBS, AND NO FUTURE . FML
today I took a busy train into te city. I was lucky enoug to get a seat. People were forced to stand in te aisle in front of me, an te person directly opposite me, wose butt was level wit ead farted in face. Twice. FML
while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in an drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, an said "You've just been facebooked" an ran away giggling.
Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that you usd black magic to fix their looool computer. Then don't tell the story to yur boss just as the nuns walk back in again. Then don't say "speak of the devil" to them. FML
Today, I was getting ready for te scool swimming carnival and was running very late. I reacd for my deodorant and sprayd it on. It was only wen I was at te pool tat I realizd I ad accidentally grabbd te spray tan and coverd my underarms in it. FML
Today , after bringing mah dog back inside , he startedhining. I thought it was cuz he wanted his toys , but he was really trying to say , "Help me," as a torpedo of diarrhea exploded out of him , leaving a trail down the hallway.
Friday 27 March 2015