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  • Number of visits : 24373
  • Number of comments : 190
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Eaglestrike117 : I've read every single FML.

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Eaglestrike117's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML

#21516257
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20468) - you deserved it (3237)

On 01/17/2016 at 1:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was intently watching my odometer to see it change from 99,999 to 100,000 when I ran into the back of another vehicle. FML

#21484127
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12623) - you deserved it (29577)

On 10/25/2015 at 9:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while swimming under water, my 80-pound lab thought I was drowning and tried to "rescue" me by jumping in after me, wrapping his front legs around my neck, and standing on my chest. FML

#21429802
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23573) - you deserved it (2025)

On 06/21/2015 at 10:16pm - animals - by Angel (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML

Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace. She knocked down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML

#21383983
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32432) - you deserved it (2358)

On 03/30/2015 at 1:56am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was in a heated debate about climate change. I got so flustered that I forgot the word "volcano" and ended up calling them "exploding mountain things". End of the debate. Shame. FML

#21347486
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29075) - you deserved it (7200)

On 01/31/2015 at 9:29pm - misc - by WalkTheOtherWay - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in the middle of sex with my boyfriend, my visiting brother knocked on the door saying he'd want to hear the details later. My boyfriend said, "Sure", and kept going. FML

#21346952
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32782) - you deserved it (3934)

On 01/30/2015 at 6:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, my young daughter came up to me, grabbed my face and said, "I'm putting you in the garbage." When I laughed and asked why, she looked me dead in the eye and said, "You are trash." FML

#21346789
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31963) - you deserved it (3711)

On 01/30/2015 at 12:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for several moments stunned, still pooping. FML

#21308801
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35580) - you deserved it (4764)

On 11/30/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by pooplife - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I asked a passenger what he wanted to drink. When he said marijuana, I started making pot jokes. He really asked for mineral water. I was given a drug test when we landed. FML

#21269829
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32435) - you deserved it (11672)

On 10/02/2014 at 9:55pm - work - by stewardess - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my class of fifth graders to write down a list of all the compound words they knew. At least four of them put down 'motherfucker'. FML

#21218609
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43574) - you deserved it (5153)

On 07/23/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML

#21217858
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38626) - you deserved it (12895)

On 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Face fucking palm - United States (Georgia)

Today, my husband reorganized our fridge for the World Cup. He cleared everything out and filled it with beer and chips. FML

#21171761
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44302) - you deserved it (10557) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/12/2014 at 1:02am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, a customer left a Starbucks card in the tip jar at work. It was empty. I work at Starbucks. FML



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