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Eaglestrike117's favorite FMLs
Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML
by Anonymous / 01/17/2016 at 1:41pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
Today, I set my car's speed to 125km/h to pass the speed camera announced by a road sign. Sure of myself, for a laugh I flipped the bird as I went by. When the flash went off, I realised that the speed limit was 110 km/h, not the usual 130 km/h. FML
by yvon la moto / 11/06/2015 at 5:26am / Spain (Madrid) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 10/25/2015 at 9:13am / United States (Florida) / Transportation
by Angel / 06/21/2015 at 10:16pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals
Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML
by roadie42 / 05/24/2015 at 11:15pm / United States (Missouri) / Animals
Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace. She knocked down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML
by Anonymous / 03/30/2015 at 1:56am / United States (California) / Work
by WalkTheOtherWay / 01/31/2015 at 9:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 6:31pm / United States (Iowa) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 12:41pm / Canada / Kids
by pooplife / 11/30/2014 at 2:32pm / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Miscellaneous
by stewardess / 10/02/2014 at 9:55pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/23/2014 at 7:16pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML
by Face fucking palm / 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/12/2014 at 1:02am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by ashlan / 05/22/2014 at 8:54pm / United States / Work
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, I stayed out late to celebrate my last night before going back to school. Though I normally… Today, after being lost for 3 hours outside with low battery, and finally regaining signal, an old… Today, I'm sick. This wouldn't be such a problem if I wasn't leaving for college in three days, and…