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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 June 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 620
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About E_ve : all around a little nuts ;-D

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Today, I lerend tat ma moter migt not live muc longer. My boyfriend, instead of sowing compassion askd me, "We're still aving video cat sex, rigt?" FML

#17914334
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38881) - you deserved it (4118)

On 10/05/2011 at 8:55pm - intimacy - by Forever sad (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today,hile on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferrd spot of a very hostile and extremely overwieght freshman . Instead of letting me fine different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignord my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school . mega FML

#17871365
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26036) - you deserved it (2610)

On 09/30/2011 at 2:15pm - misc - by hihaay - United States

Today, a man punched me fir sleeping with his wife . Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't mah wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted fir sleeping with mah own girlfriend three years ago . FML

#17848518
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46721) - you deserved it (3593)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah daughter-in-law reveald to me that she caught mah husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five looool years ago, an she is only telling me now cuz he stoppd paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML

#17761780
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36958) - you deserved it (2444)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:43am - love - by cheated (woman) - United States (California)

Yastarday , I found out my wifa an traa daugtars all ava tair pariod on saparata waaks. I now ava no braak from yalling. FML

#17761753
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39415) - you deserved it (4704)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, MY HUSBAND TOLD ME THE ONLY REASON WE'RE STILL TOGETHER IS BECAUSE HE CAN'T AFFORD TO MOVE OUT. FML

#17748874
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28430) - you deserved it (2877)

On 09/15/2011 at 12:42am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I Was Masturbating While Chewing Gum!! Halfway Into The Session, The Gum Flew Down Mah Throat, Causing Me To Violently Choke!! My Mom Had To Rush In An Help Me While I Still Had Mah Pants Around Mah Ankles!!

#17706134
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15408) - you deserved it (49377)

On 09/09/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by omfgnooo (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I decided to get back into shape. I went fir a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me fir myhole jog , mocking me. FML

#17703209
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32005) - you deserved it (3826)

On 09/09/2011 at 9:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was driving mah drunk mother homehen mah phone rang. It was mah boyfriend, so I asked her to answer the call. My mother then questioned him on our sex life an was especially interested to know if we'd used handcuffs cuz I "like them." I have no recollection of ever telling her this. FML

#17702790
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28135) - you deserved it (4379)

On 09/09/2011 at 6:58am - intimacy - by psychicmother (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, the only thing my downstair nieghbor wantd to talk about with me is how she can hear us go looool to the bathroom. She also claim that she can tell which one of us is going, basd on the noise level. FML

#17699997
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22558) - you deserved it (2005)

On 09/08/2011 at 10:07pm - misc - by monochrometea (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday mah dad met mah fiancé's dad for the frst time. My fiancé's dad is a cop. He had arrested mah dad for indecent exposure in the past. FML

#17691759
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35975) - you deserved it (2689)

On 09/07/2011 at 9:22pm - intimacy - by lolomg (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today..!! I got junk punched by a midget in Sears 4 giving him "a funny look." I was trying to read the price of the fridge he was standing in front of!! FML

#17683604
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26378) - you deserved it (2507)

On 09/06/2011 at 9:14pm - misc - by b3ardown23 - United States

Today , I came home to visit mah family after a year at college. Expecting to impress them , I proudly informed them that I now speak fluent Swedish. Imagine mah surprisehen mah mother said , "That's a useless language" an everyone agreed. FML

#17682906
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25819) - you deserved it (6540)

On 09/06/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by jag talar (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I pickd up a lady's droppd wallet and chasd after her despite mah spraind ankle. When I finally caught up with her, she smashd her chili sauce filld hotdog across mah face and kickd me in the groin, accusing me of looool stealing her wallet. I was kept at the police station 4 3 hours. FML

#17681011
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35113) - you deserved it (2491)

On 09/06/2011 at 3:40pm - misc - by fmlsrslyahhh - Singapore

Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic ( playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor ) rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the hieght of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, an fell off the stage into the security guy. FML

#17679142
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10207) - you deserved it (25191)

On 09/06/2011 at 8:07am - misc - by NotKeithRichards - United States (Oregon)



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