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Today, I learned that my mother might not live much longer. My boyfriend, instead of showing compassion asked me, "We're still having video chat sex, right?" FML
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On 10/05/2011 at 8:55pm - intimacy - by Forever sad (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
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On 09/30/2011 at 2:15pm - misc - by hihaay - United States
Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML
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On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 12:43am - love - by cheated (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)
Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML
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On 09/15/2011 at 12:42am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was masturbating while chewing gum. Halfway into the session, the gum flew down my throat, causing me to violently choke. My mom had to rush in and help me while I still had my pants around my ankles. FML
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On 09/09/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by omfgnooo (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML
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On 09/09/2011 at 9:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, I was driving my drunk mother home when my phone rang. It was my boyfriend, so I asked her to answer the call. My mother then questioned him on our sex life and was especially interested to know if we'd used handcuffs because I "like them." I have no recollection of ever telling her this. FML
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On 09/09/2011 at 6:58am - intimacy - by psychicmother (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)
Today, the only thing my downstairs neighbor wanted to talk about with me is how she can hear us go to the bathroom. She also claims that she can tell which one of us is going, based on the noise level. FML
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On 09/08/2011 at 10:07pm - misc - by monochrometea (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my dad met my fiancé's dad for the first time. My fiancé's dad is a cop. He had arrested my dad for indecent exposure in the past. FML
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On 09/07/2011 at 9:22pm - intimacy - by lolomg (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)
Today, I got junk punched by a midget in Sears for giving him "a funny look." I was trying to read the price of the fridge he was standing in front of. FML
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On 09/06/2011 at 9:14pm - misc - by b3ardown23 - United States
Today, I came home to visit my family after a year at college. Expecting to impress them, I proudly informed them that I now speak fluent Swedish. Imagine my surprise when my mother said, "That's a useless language" and everyone agreed. FML
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On 09/06/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by jag talar (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)
Today, I picked up a lady's dropped wallet and chased after her despite my sprained ankle. When I finally caught up with her, she smashed her chili sauce filled hotdog across my face and kicked me in the groin, accusing me of stealing her wallet. I was kept at the police station for 3 hours. FML
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On 09/06/2011 at 3:40pm - misc - by fmlsrslyahhh - Singapore
Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML
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On 09/06/2011 at 8:07am - misc - by NotKeithRichards - United States (Oregon)
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