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E_Adams1126
  • Town/Country : Morgantown, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 August 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 453
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About E_Adams1126 : I am a forensic psychology major, and hope to gain a job at the FBI.

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E_Adams1126's favorite FMLs

Today, my new boss gave everyone a lecture about sexual harassment in the workplace. Which would be fine if he'd been able to tear his gaze off my chest for more than a minute at a time. FML

#19885818
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15006) - you deserved it (2329)

On 07/03/2012 at 12:43pm - work - by hypocrite (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was eating a banana, and decided to practice my blowjob skills, since my boyfriend is always complaining that I'm bad at giving head. Let's just say my lungs now have their daily dose of potassium. FML

#19450302
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7430) - you deserved it (27812)

On 04/11/2012 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by potassiumgirl - United States (Florida)

Today, during sex, my boyfriend stops and asks if he can eat a sandwich while we do it. FML

#19414574
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20200) - you deserved it (3031)

On 04/05/2012 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by Krissy (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML

#19410577
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28432) - you deserved it (2019)

On 04/05/2012 at 2:47am - intimacy - by displeased - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

#19394334
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19471) - you deserved it (6890)

On 04/02/2012 at 10:02am - love - by IloveJapan (woman) - Japan

Today, my dad came home drunk at four in the morning. He walked into my room, screaming at me to wake up so he can kill zombies. FML

#19394272
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16365) - you deserved it (1788)

On 04/02/2012 at 9:37am - misc - by Deadman (man) - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

#19391637
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30347) - you deserved it (1935)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by ohgod... - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

#19368878
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11441) - you deserved it (5266)

On 03/29/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by melonhead77 - Cyprus

Today, I realized that something's wrong when you have to go to a mental hospital for a family reunion. FML

#19367140
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18456) - you deserved it (1185)

On 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm - misc - by neverthesame - United States (Tennessee)

Today, someone spray painted a black skull on the side of my house. We painted over it and installed lights to hopefully persuade intruders not to vandalize the property because it would be a bright area. The lights were stolen. FML

#19362794
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16953) - you deserved it (1966)

On 03/28/2012 at 9:52am - misc - by andromeda80 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML

#19362512
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8084) - you deserved it (10830)

On 03/28/2012 at 8:00am - health - by hikari_chan_xo - United States (Michigan)

Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

#19357429
424 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24355) - you deserved it (20082)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm - kids - by azmom - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML

#19355667
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14440) - you deserved it (7011)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML

#19350596
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22335) - you deserved it (4407)

On 03/26/2012 at 10:54am - kids - by ohhdear.___. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

#19349968
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21861) - you deserved it (5028)

On 03/26/2012 at 7:14am - love - by Sarah (woman) - United States



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