About E_Adams1126 : I am a forensic psychology major, and hope to gain a job at the FBI.
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E_Adams1126's favorite FMLs
by hypocrite / 07/03/2012 at 12:43pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
Today, I was eating a banana, and decided to practice my blowjob skills, since my boyfriend is always complaining that I'm bad at giving head. Let's just say my lungs now have their daily dose of potassium. FML
by potassiumgirl / 04/11/2012 at 3:53pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Krissy / 04/05/2012 at 10:11pm / United States / Intimacy
by displeased / 04/05/2012 at 2:47am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by IloveJapan / 04/02/2012 at 10:02am / Japan / Love
by Deadman / 04/02/2012 at 9:37am / United States / Miscellaneous
by ohgod... / 04/01/2012 at 10:18pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
by melonhead77 / 03/29/2012 at 7:46am / Cyprus / Miscellaneous
by neverthesame / 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, someone spray painted a black skull on the side of my house. We painted over it and installed lights to hopefully persuade intruders not to vandalize the property because it would be a bright area. The lights were stolen. FML
by andromeda80 / 03/28/2012 at 9:52am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML
by hikari_chan_xo / 03/28/2012 at 8:00am / United States (Michigan) / Health
by azmom / 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm / United States (Arizona) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/27/2012 at 1:52am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
by ohhdear.___. / 03/26/2012 at 10:54am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Sarah / 03/26/2012 at 7:14am / United States / Love
- Today, my girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wearing these panties." We've… Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was… Today, one of my most problematic students remained after class, whence he strongly insinuated his…