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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 387
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About EUPHORlA :
~★~~★~~★~
Hello there, my name is Hannah.

I'm 16, turning 17 soon.

I love watching anime & TV shows
like Trueblood, Pretty Little Liars,
Dexter, etc.

I hate grammar nazis. They're irritating
beyond belief.

I'm a mix of Pacific Islander & Asian.

I'm a little sheepish & quiet. Overall I'm
very kind but brutally honest. I am an
open minded person.

If you're feeling lonely you can talk to me,
I don't bite.
I use the FML app so I might reply
a little late.
~★~~★~~★~

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Today, while feeding my neighbour's cats, I mistakenly switched up their foods. One has medicated food that causes drowsiness. The healthy cat got knocked out like a log. I panicked, laid him out by the bed, and spilled milk around his head to make it look "natural." I think I'm going to hell. FML

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67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30405) - you deserved it (33372)

On 05/31/2013 at 10:59am - animals - by fuckshitcockwaffle (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently the first time she thought I was kidding. FML

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51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40236) - you deserved it (6627)

On 04/18/2013 at 6:47pm - love - by RaveCharlie - United States

Today, my virginal girlfriend of a year graduated from veterinary school. She can shove her arm shoulder-deep up a cow's ass without blinking, but still feels too insecure to even touch my penis. FML

#20596452
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68612) - you deserved it (17863)

On 04/16/2013 at 1:44pm - intimacy - by Gurior - Canada

Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML

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140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68841) - you deserved it (6140)

On 04/15/2013 at 2:36pm - love - by wow (woman) - Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City)

Today, I woke up to my husband taking a piss on our bedroom floor. I screamed that he wasn't in the bathroom, to which he responded, "Shut up! I'm taking a piss, let me finish!" He has no recollection of the event. Now I have to clean up his piss and rewash my clothes. FML



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