About EUPHORlA :
Hello there, my name is Hannah.
I'm 16, turning 17 soon.
I love watching anime & TV shows
like Trueblood, Pretty Little Liars,
I hate grammar nazis. They're irritating
I'm a mix of Pacific Islander & Asian.
I'm a little sheepish & quiet. Overall I'm
very kind but brutally honest. I am an
open minded person.
If you're feeling lonely you can talk to me,
I don't bite.
I use the FML app so I might reply
a little late.
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Today, while feeding my neighbour's cats, I mistakenly switched up their foods. One has medicated food that causes drowsiness. The healthy cat got knocked out like a log. I panicked, laid him out by the bed, and spilled milk around his head to make it look "natural." I think I'm going to hell. FML
by fuckshitcockwaffle / 05/31/2013 at 10:59am / Australia (Victoria) / Animals
by RaveCharlie / 04/18/2013 at 6:47pm / United States / Love
by Gurior / 04/16/2013 at 1:44pm / Canada / Intimacy
by wow / 04/15/2013 at 2:36pm / Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City) / Love
Today, I woke up to my husband taking a piss on our bedroom floor. I screamed that he wasn't in the bathroom, to which he responded, "Shut up! I'm taking a piss, let me finish!" He has no recollection of the event. Now I have to clean up his piss and rewash my clothes. FML
by MilleeMacabre / 04/02/2013 at 2:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
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