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EMTmatt

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  • Number of visits : 227
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Visits<b>gameslave7</b> - the 03/29/2013 at 11:36pm

EMTmatt's FML badges

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

EMTmatt's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking out of my girlfriend's house with her when I saw her thong drying on the rack. I picked it up, sniffed it and put it on my face as a joke. She replied with, "Those are my mother's." FML

by Anonymous / 01/16/2013 at 12:52am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous