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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 32059
  • Number of comments : 179
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 15 posted

About EMTchic : -My name is Mandi. I'm 17. I'm going to the Paul Mitchell School of Cosmetology for my degree in cosmetology.
-I am engaged to the most amazing guy ever
-I LOVE PANDAS!
-I love having pets! I currently have a Shih-Tzu/Lhasa-Apsa mix (her name is Ash) and a tabby kitten (her name is Tigger).
-I love Star Wars, Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings
-I love the trilogy Matched, Crossed, and Reached by Ally Condie
-My favourite band is Escape The Fate =)
-I try to be funny but some people find me overly sarcastic and annoying. If you find that you don't like how I comment, then feel free to thumb me down.
-I am a bit of a grammar nazi, and I am big on respect. Please don't take it the wrong way if I ever jump on you about something, some people/stuff just get(s) on my nerves.
-Perdix, FMLshark and DocBastard are my FML idols.

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Today, I Turned 29. To Celebrate, My Office Got Me A Cake That Read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" Of The "party" Was 'Not A Day Over 35!' I Waited All Day Fir Someone To Tell Me It Was All A Prank, But Nobody Did. I Spent My Lunch Hour Crying In My Car. Happy Birthday To Me. FML

#20732995
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54855) - you deserved it (5258)

On 06/18/2013 at 9:06am - work - by Not a day over 35 (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Taday mah husband was in our newborn's room , holding and talking to him. I guess he forgot the baby monitor , because I overhered him say , "Wanna know a secret? Daddy kills people." I really hope he was just quoting Dexter. FML

#20732635
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58528) - you deserved it (4183)

On 06/18/2013 at 1:01am - kids - by imarriedanaxemurderer (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrivd in the mail. We burid her yesterday. FML

#20731352
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69258) - you deserved it (3975)

On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went fishing with my dad. I figured, since we were out on the dock, I may as well get rid of my farmer's tan. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up to a fishing net draped over me. I now have a fishnet pattern down the front of my body. FML

#20730236
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39336) - you deserved it (11208)

On 06/16/2013 at 9:39pm - misc - by jhughes1997 (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today... I went to a bar fir some drinks. A guy looked me up and down... gave me a suggestive smile... then asked fir mah name and number. I'd have been a little less creeped out if he hadn't been standing beside me at the urinal the whole time. looool FML

#20728225
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47898) - you deserved it (3817) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/15/2013 at 6:24pm - love - by Sovekipisse (man) - France (Pays de la Loire)

Taday futura sistar-in-law cancalld invitation to ar an brotar's wadding. Har raason was tat I was incradibly ruda to announca pragnancy to family at a tima lika tis, bacausa it took all ta attantion away from ar. FML

#20727924
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50940) - you deserved it (4648)

On 06/15/2013 at 5:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce mah parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and mah boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them wat was wrong cuz I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating mah dad's drug dealer. FML

#20724998
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73252) - you deserved it (7239)

On 06/14/2013 at 2:48am - love - by explanations (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Taday I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me!! The handsome driver cummed out and asked if I was alright!! I said ( I am now ) and winked!! He said ( Eww no ) then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me!! FML

#20724353
113 comments

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On 06/13/2013 at 9:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML

#20723435
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60443) - you deserved it (5443)

On 06/13/2013 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by Hannah (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper an pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, an ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

#20723415
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47727) - you deserved it (3170)

On 06/13/2013 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today , my mother came into my workplace to wail on me 4 "ruining our family's reputation" cuz I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" 4 8 yeres. FML

#20720453
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60582) - you deserved it (3030)

On 06/11/2013 at 10:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today , Mah Boyfriend Asked If I Could Grow Out Mah Pubic Hair Since I Usually Wax It. He Said His Mom Has A Full Bush And He Always Thought It Looks Better That Way. FML

#20719191
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84140) - you deserved it (6912)

On 06/11/2013 at 8:00am - intimacy - by notyourmom (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

2day mah mom walkad into tha bathroomhila I was taking a pic to sand to mah long-distanca boyfriand. Sha than told ma I would go to hall fir flaunting mysalf at guys. I was fully clothad, sanding a pic to saa if ha likad mah naw haircut. That and I'm 21. FML

#20716841
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55739) - you deserved it (4264)

On 06/10/2013 at 1:13am - misc - by Crazy Mom (woman) - United States

today I was told by my grandfather that I was no longer allowed to visit him or to set foot in his house. Why? He found out I have been taking Japanese an German as electives in my degree, so I must be an 'enemy spy'. FML

#20716829
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48029) - you deserved it (4893)

On 06/10/2013 at 1:09am - work - by Frazz (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went to te local parmacy to buy some condoms. Wen I went to go purcase tem, te elderly lady beind te counter took one look at me and said, ( Honey, your your own brt control. ) FML

#20715175
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57140) - you deserved it (9872)

On 06/09/2013 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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