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EMTchic
  • Town/Country : Lexington, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 April 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 4088
  • Number of comments : 155
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 11 posted

About EMTchic : My name is Mandi, and I am 16. I am currently taking EMT classes and eventually want to be a paramedic.

I am engaged to the most amazing guy ever, and I know I am young but when it's right, it's right and so I am not going to listen to any critics =)

I try to be funny but some people find me overly sarcastic and annoying. I prefer to go by the title "Queen of Sarcasm" If you find that you don't like how I comment, then just thumb me down and/or ignore me, because I am not going to change.

I am a bit of a grammar nazi, and I am big on respect. Please don't take it the wrong way if I ever jump on you about something, I don't mean to sound b*tchy, some people/stuff just get(s) on my nerves.

Perdix, FMLshark and DocBastard are my FML idols. It's just because they are awesome and I like how they view things.

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Today, I found out I'm actually the uncle of my children. All four of them. FML

#20662485
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79305) - you deserved it (4475)

On 05/14/2013 at 3:13am - kids - by Liferuinedforever (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

Today, the regional manager of my company came out to do some performance reviews. I was so nervous that my palms were sweaty, and when he reached out to shake my hand, I blurted out, "I'm sorry, you made me wet." FML

#20660456
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41441) - you deserved it (7984)

On 05/13/2013 at 8:01am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my dad walked in on me lying down with my cat, eating ice cream, watching The Notebook with tears in my eyes. As if that's not bad enough, I'm a guy. FML

#20659040
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41766) - you deserved it (16064)

On 05/12/2013 at 5:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I saw my ex husband walking with his very beautiful, very pregnant wife. We divorced 7 months ago because he told me he was gay. FML

#20655918
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62766) - you deserved it (4144)

On 05/11/2013 at 9:32am - misc - by stephscort - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited, wearing a wedding dress. FML

#20655660
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70465) - you deserved it (4235)

On 05/11/2013 at 2:25am - love - by tdrtnlz - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML

#20654488
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39900) - you deserved it (3726)

On 05/10/2013 at 4:11pm - misc - by o___O" (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, my husband angrily accused me of cheating on him. It turns out he thinks that because I've been spending time with my brother recently, the two of us must be having some kind of incestuous affair. FML

#20654383
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42785) - you deserved it (3117)

On 05/10/2013 at 3:01pm - love - by paintfarts1976 (woman) - Ireland (Westmeath)

Today, I had my college graduation ceremony. As I was walking across the stage, some asshat, in front of over 55,000 students and staff, brazenly ran across the stage, snatched my diploma up out of the president's hand, and ran off. FML

#20651616
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50164) - you deserved it (3140)

On 05/09/2013 at 6:11am - misc - by Uwrongfodat (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 7 years with another woman. He panicked and blamed it on the "long distance" and how we "never see each other". We've lived in the same neighbourhood since we were 5 years old, and we've lived together for the past four years. FML

#20649796
117 comments

Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML

#20649343
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44091) - you deserved it (9430)

On 05/08/2013 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my nose started running while in bed with my boyfriend. I kept trying to wipe it off with my arm to avoid ruining the moment. My boyfriend then looks up at me in horror. Turns out it wasn't mucus; it was blood. And it was all over his neck, his shirt, and his silk sheets. FML

#20647224
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47940) - you deserved it (8762)

On 05/07/2013 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Sirah90 (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML

#20645479
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74973) - you deserved it (4359)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland (Donegal)

Today, my girlfriend found a letter I'd written to myself for moral support while we were broken up, in which I explained why we would never work out. Apparently I made a convincing argument. FML

#20645173
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31356) - you deserved it (30748)

On 05/06/2013 at 10:24am - love - by Alone (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up to the sound of my newborn screaming. I frantically hopped out of bed and stumbled into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of my five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfeed her understandably frustrated little brother. FML

#20644821
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55695) - you deserved it (4772)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:29am - kids - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML

#20642331
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32641) - you deserved it (60886)

On 05/05/2013 at 1:44am - intimacy - by beyondembarrassed - United States



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