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yesterdayhile camping , I was given the sex talk , along with visuals creatd with marshmallows and a roasting fork . FML

#21377041
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27056) - you deserved it (2517)

On 03/18/2015 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake , so I smiled an said I hope whoever it was fir has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust , told me to mind mah own business , then called me a "chucklefuck bitch". Okay then. FML

#21345551
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28483) - you deserved it (2234)

On 01/28/2015 at 10:01am - work - by retailshell (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, just to win a bet against my mum that he could make me scream lyk a bitch, my dad faked his own suicide. He went the whole mile: fake blood everywhere, fake gun, yelling "Goodbye!" and playing a loud gunshot sound effect from his PC, everything. My dad won; my underwear lost. FML

#21339686
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38250) - you deserved it (3298)

On 01/18/2015 at 4:58pm - misc - by pissed out pants (man) - United Kingdom

Today I Took Mah Spanish Exam. One Of The Question Was To Translate "Mark Is Lazy An Antisocial." My Name Is Mark. Everyone Kept Giving Me Werd Looks The Whole Test. FML

#21316211
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29037) - you deserved it (2288)

On 12/12/2014 at 1:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Taday I sat down fir a poop . The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it . I lay on the bathroom floor fir several moment stunnd, still pooping . FML

#21308801
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32892) - you deserved it (4237)

On 11/30/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by pooplife - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I managed to convince my sister that when u press down the diet button on the lid of a McDonald's cup it turns whatever is in there diet. I pressed the button and she looool started shouting how she hates diet drinks. She's 19. FML

#21292789
47 comments

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On 11/05/2014 at 4:25pm - misc - by aineroo (woman) - Ireland (Galway)

Today I Got A Call About A Job Interview Saying I Was Ird . I Was Ecstatic Until Tey Calld Me Back An Said Tey'd Calld Te Wrong Applicant . Tey Calld Again Later Saying Tere'd Been A Mistake An I Really Was Ird . Wen I Went In To Confirm It Tey Said Tey'd Never Eard Of Me . FML

#21252552
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46360) - you deserved it (2506)

On 09/05/2014 at 6:02pm - work - by almost governmental (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, mah 11-year-old son an I took an IQ test 4 a laugh. To be honest, I've often suspected that I may have some form of mental retardation, but I didn't expect to get a score of 79, while he got one of 114. FML

#21198731
161 comments

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On 07/04/2014 at 6:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Yesterday, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decidd to slam the stall door next to mine. This resultd in my stall door openinghile I was still on the toilet. The door was too far 4 me to reach. fat FML

#21155744
70 comments

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On 05/29/2014 at 10:14am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printd that says, "I am a girl" . FML

#21097950
113 comments

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On 03/27/2014 at 6:34pm - misc - by mookiemookie01 (woman) -

Today, my teacer told us at least 7 different stories about is cat, Jeremy, and ow muc e eats!! And e wonders y we never get anyting done in is class!! FML

#21097211
69 comments

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On 03/26/2014 at 7:45pm - animals - by alicia75 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to wava my arms lyk a maniac as I sat on tha toilat at work, otharwisa tha faulty motion sansor/timar would turn tha lights off aftar about tan saconds !! I'va had to do this 4 savaral days now !! No ona alsa has raportad this problam, so managamant won't gat it fixad !! maga FML

#21089760
71 comments

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On 03/18/2014 at 4:10am - work - by aziraphaleelle (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I was walking and saw a quarter. I bent down to pick it up. Barely a foot ahead there was another... so I crawled over to get it. This continued 4 about six feet when I realize a kid was laying them out in a trail. I had collected 7 fake quarters and the kid had it on video. FML

#21087786
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40715) - you deserved it (19536)

On 03/15/2014 at 11:46pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I locked myself out and had to enter mah house via the back door. Thinking I was an intruder, mah 7-year-old daughter slammed a metal rake into the back of mah head. Nice to know she can take care of herself. FML

#21087156
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47432) - you deserved it (8839)

On 03/15/2014 at 8:21am - kids - by emergencyroom (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today... I started mah first job as a power line technician. My boss's first words to me were... ( I have a good feeling about you... kid! ) That would've been great if he hadn't said... ( Although... the last time I had a good feeling... the guy died. ) right afterwards. FML

#21085148
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40723) - you deserved it (3327)

On 03/12/2014 at 8:11pm - work - by Anon - United States (Pennsylvania)



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