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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 November 1996 (19 years)
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About EAG : Young guy interested in drawing, art music and girls. Junior High School. Must I go on?

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Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63562) - you deserved it (26870)

On 06/21/2009 at 12:16am - intimacy - by jinxofsocal (woman) - United States (California)

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  • Here we are in November! Winter is here, for most of us, it's dark, grey and depressing and if you're the kind of person who watches network news 24/7, you're probably going to need some cheering up.…

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