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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 November 1996 (18 years)
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About EAG : Young guy interested in drawing, art music and girls. Junior High School. Must I go on?

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Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60364) - you deserved it (25943)

On 06/21/2009 at 12:16am - intimacy - by jinxofsocal (woman) - United States (California)



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