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Today , I returnd home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realizd I'd been gone. FML


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On 07/24/2011 at 10:34pm - misc - by 88_OP (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in there conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML


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On 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm - intimacy - by wittlegirl - United States (California)

Yesterday, I was in the elevator with mah boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of mah life as we left the frst floor !! We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes !! FML


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On 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm - misc - by - United States

Today, we finally got wreless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML


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On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I discovered I am the "before picture" in an internet weight loss advert. FML


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On 11/08/2010 at 4:11pm - misc - by beforegirl (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for thehole world to see, "Why r u looool swereing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML


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On 10/01/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by rosmaizura (woman) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today... in mat class... I ad te urge to fart. I ad te brigt idea tat if I dropped ma textbook and farted at te same time... nobody would ear it. I dropped ma textbook... everyone looked at me... ten I farted. Loudly. FML


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On 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm - health - by fartwoman - United States (California)

today mah boss fired me because he said I was spending too much time surfing the internet. When I reminded him that mah work computer isn't even networked, he said, "Oh, sorry, your the one who takes too many smoke breaks." When I told him that I don't even smoke, he said, "Just go..." FML

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