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Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML

#20167793
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30540) - you deserved it (3141)

On 11/18/2012 at 7:13am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I said "bless you" to a nice man who sneezed on the subway. That nice man has now followed me home and stood outside my apartment complex for two hours, claiming to be my "soulmate." FML

#20136351
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29306) - you deserved it (2378)

On 10/28/2012 at 12:22am - love - by prettylady? - United States

Today, my mom called me from jail. She was arrested for having sex in public. I was with my dad when I got the call. FML

#20135378
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48375) - you deserved it (2527)

On 10/27/2012 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Monkey (man) - United States

Today, I received a 7 page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML

#13373250
102 comments

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On 10/09/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by mylifesuckssss - United States

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

#13293107
343 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm - kids - by blah blah daddy - United States (California)

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

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On 08/19/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by divorced - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I noticed my husband chews his tongue while we are having it off. He also does this while he is playing World of Warcraft. FML

#12239947
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24997) - you deserved it (6280)

On 08/01/2010 at 3:02am - intimacy - by Nuttree (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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