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Dynosaur_dollie
  • Town/Country : Calgary, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 October 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 88
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Dynosaur_dollie : Rawr I am Dyno, I'm a dinosaur. I enjoy eating small children, stomping on houses and playing dinosaur games.

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Today, I made a bowl of spaghetti for my girlfriend and me. I tried the move from Lady and the Tramp where the boy and girl both slurp the same piece of spagetti and end up kissing. When I tried it, the spagetti went too down far my throat, and I ended up throwing it up on her. FML

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