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DynamiteDoodle
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 February 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 914
  • Number of comments : 13
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Today, I was having sex with my husband. As I was undressing, he said, "Arr, I spy me some booty!" I let it go, I'm used to his embarassing pirate talk. But as he orgasmed, he screamed, "I'VE FOUND THE BURIED TREASURE!" My neighbors heard in the apartment next door and called to let me know. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41819) - you deserved it (4993)

On 08/07/2009 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by piratequeen (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22526) - you deserved it (54591)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)



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