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Duuvve
  • Town/Country : Ostend, Belgium
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 December 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 634
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Duuvve : Sunglasses are badass, that's why I am wearing 4 of them... Nah, just kidding, there was just a lot of sunlight. :D

I guess there's not really anything you need to know about me.

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Duuvve's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
717 comments

I agree, your life sucks (736468) - you deserved it (73986)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
496 comments

I agree, your life sucks (213879) - you deserved it (73290)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (266313) - you deserved it (49523)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)



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