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About Dutchie2010 : Since no one's FML's get posted i'll just post mine up here....
Today, I went with my family to Cyprus. Not only did it take my suitcase 30 minutes to appear on the belt, once it was on the belt it fell off into the middle section. FML
Today, I was happy that I could finally sleep in after the tiring last days of school. Too bad my mobile company thought 6o'clock in the morning was the opportune time to tell me about MMS's. FML
these are some of my friends'...i thought they were pretty funny :P
Today, while my bio class was giving presentations I was texting my mom. When the group that was up finished and everyone clapped I was also meaning to clap. Instead I waved. FML
Today was my first day being a waiter at a restaurant. My first table was of 16 people who all ordered water. When I came to serve the water the tray tipped and all the water fell on one guy. I proceeded to ask the only thing I could think of, "would you like some more water sir?" FML
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance. It's one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I'm waiting in his driveway with balloons I see his car reverse and go the other direction. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good my phone rings. It was a text from my mom, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Today, I was so drunk that my friends put me to bed during a party. Later I find out that while I was passed out two of my friends came in and had sex while I was in the same bed. They tried to use me as a prop. Now my friends call me the love wedge. FML
Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML
Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML
Monday 1 September 2014