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  • Number of visits : 87080
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Dutchie2010 : Since no one's FML's get posted i'll just post mine up here....
Today, I went with my family to Cyprus. Not only did it take my suitcase 30 minutes to appear on the belt, once it was on the belt it fell off into the middle section. FML

Today, I was happy that I could finally sleep in after the tiring last days of school. Too bad my mobile company thought 6o'clock in the morning was the opportune time to tell me about MMS's. FML

these are some of my friends'...i thought they were pretty funny :P
Today, while my bio class was giving presentations I was texting my mom. When the group that was up finished and everyone clapped I was also meaning to clap. Instead I waved. FML
Today was my first day being a waiter at a restaurant. My first table was of 16 people who all ordered water. When I came to serve the water the tray tipped and all the water fell on one guy. I proceeded to ask the only thing I could think of, "would you like some more water sir?" FML

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Today.. . I thought it would ba funny to snaak up bahind mah cat and scara it with a loud ( boo! ) Tha cat raspondad by jumping up.. . and running across mah apartmant.. . which would hava baan fina.. . axcapt for tha fact sha laft a trail of liquid shit avarywhara sha want . big fat FML

#1930454
215 comments

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On 05/14/2009 at 1:46pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

TODAY, I WAS PLAYING ONA ON ONA SOCCAR WITH A GIRL LIKA. I ACCIDANTALLY KICKAD THA BALL RIGHT INTO HAR FACA. THA BALL ROLLAD BACK TOWARDS MA AND AS I WAS RUNNING TO SAA IF SHA WAS OK, I KICKAD THA BALL... RIGHT INTO HAR FACA AGAIN. FML

#1452410
134 comments

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On 04/29/2009 at 10:35am - misc - by hyper12332 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

yesterday wile walking troug te alls of ma ig scool, me an ma boyfriend sared a quick kiss. A young teacer walks by an tells us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our scool. Se ten looks at ma boyfriend an tells im e could do so muc better. FML

#1328143
183 comments

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On 04/25/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I Was Babysitting Ma Neigbor's Kid!! We Were Playing In Te Yard , Wen E Fell An Got A Small Scratc On Is Leg!! I Gasp , An E Takes A Uge Breat In An Yells , "FUUUCK!!!" As Loud As Possible!! Te Parents Tougt It Was Me , An Te Moter Slapped Me In Te Face!! FML

#900029
167 comments

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On 04/10/2009 at 11:35am - kids - by mandy (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today.. . my grlfriend and I were outside tanning in te sun . I asked er if se could putted some sunscreen on my back . Tinking it would be funny.. . se used te lotion to write "I Love Little Boys" . I work as a cildren's swimming instructor . mega FML

#864226
109 comments

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On 04/08/2009 at 12:03am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I want on a data wit tis girl I mat onlina. Ta convarsation driftad and wa wara talking about ow wa'd prafar to dia, if wa ad a coica. I said, "I want to skydiva ovar ta ocaan witout a paracuta." Sa said sa wants to ba mada into a wallat. fat FML

#849037
198 comments

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On 04/07/2009 at 3:08am - love - by no_leather_of_any_kind - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was walking out of a Starbucks an saw someone walking out behind me, thinking it would be the nice thing to do I held the door open. I was holding the door fir about 30 seconds before realizing I was holding the door fir my own shadow.

#828379
119 comments

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On 04/06/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Taday I was texting two people at once. Trying to respond to mah friend's text, I accidentally clickd on this guy's name instead,ho I've never met. He just told me about his grandma's funeral he went to that was an open casket. I respondd with, "Haha wow u slut, I'm sure u were arousd." FML

Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
526 comments

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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today... I Came Home And Saw On Our Fridge... "Please Don't Drink Anymore... I Really Worry About Yur Health" Written By Mah 7-year-old Daughter. I Figured She Wouldn't Ever Fine Out... So I Opened The Fridge. But I Found Another Note On A Can That Said "So Your Going To Drink Anyway?" FML

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897 comments

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On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Taday I went into mah older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when mah boyfriend forgot one. So I went in there today and there was a note that said "Little Sister, stop using mah condoms. And yur boyfriend sounds lyk a girl when he climaxes." FML

#497309
140 comments

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On 03/20/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Stacy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today..!! driving some friends back from a party I said..!! "Did everyone see Lisa totally hanging off of Pat tonight?! It was hilarious!!"!! There was a long silence..!! then one of my friends said "...you know Lisa is in the car..!! right?" FML

#480695
76 comments

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On 03/19/2009 at 11:41pm - misc - by StephD (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I slept over at mah friend's house but forgot mah glasses. When I woke up in the morning I came out of his room and forcefully kicked wat I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

#459087
285 comments

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On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)



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