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DutchRogue
  • Town/Country : Groningen, The Netherlands
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 August 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 172
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DutchRogue : Just and average dude derping on FML to get some laughs.

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Today, my bully made me cry once again. It's been going on for weeks. I don't know who to turn to; I can't say anything because I'd get into even more trouble. He even stole my Nintendo 3DS and won't give it back. My bully is my girlfriend's son. He's 10. FML

#20904358
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I agree, your life sucks (27803) - you deserved it (46970)

On 10/02/2013 at 4:12am - kids - by PickedOnByDamien (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my husband and I were fooling around, and things got heated. In the heat of things, I told him to tear my panties off. He took it literally and yanked at them with all his might. It's been two hours and I still can't walk straight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45754) - you deserved it (17112)

On 08/08/2013 at 6:15pm - intimacy - by fuck my arse (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13682) - you deserved it (110397)

On 05/24/2009 at 5:49am - misc - by AyoitsSteveo (man) - United States (California)



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