About DutchBasterd : Sorry if my English sucks.. it's not my main language... and my 4 year old daughter made my profile picture :)
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- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, I returned home from college. I found out that my dad ran over my cat months ago and tried… 3Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After…
- Today, I was watching horror stories alone in my room. It got to the climax of the story and my cat… Today, My sister called my boyfriend by my ex's name. I haven't been with my ex for six years. Now,… Today, I was listening to rock music and chilling with a few friends. I thought it would be funny…