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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 May 1990 (26 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 5871
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML

by WhyTheFNot / 06/20/2009 at 2:06pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

by Anonymous / 06/20/2009 at 7:13am / Switzerland (Bern) / Intimacy