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Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML

#3335931
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49494) - you deserved it (4830)

On 06/29/2009 at 2:14pm - love - by StillSingle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up late. My grandparents had slept over the night before but they usually left early. I heard someone in the kitchen and thinking it was my brother, I said "Thank god, the geriatric crew is FINALLY gone." My grandma responds, "No we're not." FML

#3307741
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7900) - you deserved it (71707)

On 06/28/2009 at 2:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I was cashiering at a grocery store when an elderly woman came through my line buying prune juice. She then whispered to me that last time she bought it, she "blew up her toilet". FML

#3225149
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40919) - you deserved it (2719)

On 06/26/2009 at 12:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, a man from across the bar looked at me, pointed and said "MMMM, now THAT'S what I want." Offended, I confronted him to tell him I felt disrespected by him referring to me as 'that.' Turns out, he was pointing to the cheeseburger that the waitress behind me was holding. FML

#3207730
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9241) - you deserved it (52528)

On 06/25/2009 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML

#3120463
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46654) - you deserved it (5607)

On 06/22/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by sweetsixteen (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML

#2713255
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (102091) - you deserved it (7235)

On 06/08/2009 at 6:41am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, I meant to express to my friends that I was enamored with a young saleswoman I had encountered at a store. I wanted to tell them that she was quite petite and that I am, in general, attracted to petite women. Instead I said "You know? I like little girls." FML

#2556869
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20392) - you deserved it (59416)

On 06/03/2009 at 1:23am - love - by boinger (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML

#701827
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68582) - you deserved it (4588)

On 03/30/2009 at 1:44pm - misc - by androgynous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

#17
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71419) - you deserved it (19317)

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