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  • Birth Date : Monday 23 July 1990 (24 years)
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Today, I was attempting to teach a bunch of 2nd and 5th graders on why it's so important to face your fears and try your best. It was going pretty well, until I was attacked by a pair of butterflies. I am afraid of butterflies - I ran away screaming like a little girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13487) - you deserved it (51664)

On 07/12/2009 at 12:35am - animals - by tryscal - United States (California)

Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple minutes in, I feel a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs being told that 'everyone wets themselves sometimes'. FML

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On 07/12/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my best guy friend set me up on a blind date. Almost immediately after the guy and I sat down, he excused himself to make a call. A couple of feet away from our table, I heard him say, "Come on, Justin, this is the best you could do??" Over the phone. Justin is the guy who set us up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44410) - you deserved it (2766)

On 07/11/2009 at 9:19pm - love - by blind_loser (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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