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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 645
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Durisbane : Be yourself, nothing more, nothing less.

I enjoy video games, including, All pokemon games, league of legends, heroes of newerth, and for the browser based, Travian. I love sports, go Cowboys!

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Durisbane's favorite FMLs

Today, my father bet me $200 that since my boyfriend is "such a stupid shit," he wouldn't be able to locate Paraguay on a map. I gladly accepted the bet. Not only did he not know where it is, he actually accused us of making the country up. FML

by dating a fucking idiot / 09/08/2012 at 3:16pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I rented a 4x4 to take my wife to a secret secluded beach for our anniversary. I got as close as I could to the spot and parked on the beach. After a few romantic hours we returned to find the car half way up the windows with water. I forgot it was king tide. FML

by fmljae / 01/20/2011 at 4:11am / Transportation