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Durisbane
  • Town/Country : Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 November 1991 (21 years)
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Today, my father bet me $200 that since my boyfriend is "such a stupid shit," he wouldn't be able to locate Paraguay on a map. I gladly accepted the bet. Not only did he not know where it is, he actually accused us of making the country up. FML

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