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About Durisbane : Be yourself, nothing more, nothing less.
I enjoy video games, including, All pokemon games, league of legends, heroes of newerth, and for the browser based, Travian. I love sports, go Cowboys!
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Today, my father bet me $200 that since my boyfriend is "such a stupid shit," he wouldn't be able to locate Paraguay on a map. I gladly accepted the bet. Not only did he not know where it is, he actually accused us of making the country up. FML
Today, I rented a 4x4 to take my wife to a secret secluded beach for our anniversary. I got as close as I could to the spot and parked on the beach. After a few romantic hours we returned to find the car half way up the windows with water. I forgot it was king tide. FML
Monday 30 November 2015