About DuotonedRainbow : bitches get vicious.
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Today, my friend put a bunch of cheetos all over me at the beach while I was taking a nap. Next thing I know I'm being woken up by a bunch of seagulls attacking me. One pooped in my hair. FML
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On 07/16/2009 at 2:30am - misc - by kewlcat (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my friend put a bunch of cheetos all over me at the beach while I was taking a nap. Next thing I know I'm being woken up by a bunch of seagulls attacking me. One pooped in my hair. FML
I agree, your life sucks (36501) - you deserved it (3352)
On 07/16/2009 at 2:30am - misc - by kewlcat (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was enjoying some much needed serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To my surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessed, gets up, gives me a nod and leaves. FML
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On 06/16/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by Tim (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML
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On 06/07/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she responded, "You were the other guy". FML
I agree, your life sucks (123559) - you deserved it (8251)
On 04/13/2009 at 1:39pm - love - by blaise (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she responded, "You were the other guy". FML
I agree, your life sucks (123559) - you deserved it (8251)
On 04/13/2009 at 1:39pm - love - by blaise (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she responded, "You were the other guy". FML
I agree, your life sucks (123559) - you deserved it (8251)
On 04/13/2009 at 1:39pm - love - by blaise (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she responded, "You were the other guy". FML
I agree, your life sucks (123559) - you deserved it (8251)
On 04/13/2009 at 1:39pm - love - by blaise (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she responded, "You were the other guy". FML
I agree, your life sucks (123559) - you deserved it (8251)
On 04/13/2009 at 1:39pm - love - by blaise (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she responded, "You were the other guy". FML
I agree, your life sucks (123559) - you deserved it (8251)
On 04/13/2009 at 1:39pm - love - by blaise (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she responded, "You were the other guy". FML
I agree, your life sucks (123559) - you deserved it (8251)
On 04/13/2009 at 1:39pm - love - by blaise (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she responded, "You were the other guy". FML
I agree, your life sucks (123559) - you deserved it (8251)
On 04/13/2009 at 1:39pm - love - by blaise (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she responded, "You were the other guy". FML
I agree, your life sucks (123559) - you deserved it (8251)
On 04/13/2009 at 1:39pm - love - by blaise (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she responded, "You were the other guy". FML
I agree, your life sucks (123559) - you deserved it (8251)
On 04/13/2009 at 1:39pm - love - by blaise (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she responded, "You were the other guy". FML
I agree, your life sucks (123559) - you deserved it (8251)
On 04/13/2009 at 1:39pm - love - by blaise (man) - United States (New York)
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