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DuotonedRainbow
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 March 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 9318
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, my friend put a bunch of cheetos all over me at the beach while I was taking a nap. Next thing I know I'm being woken up by a bunch of seagulls attacking me. One pooped in my hair. FML

#3792988 (82)

I agree, your life sucks (34989) - you deserved it (3178)

On 07/16/2009 at 2:30am - misc - by kewlcat (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Today, I was enjoying some much needed serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To my surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessed, gets up, gives me a nod and leaves. FML

#2932416 (203)

I agree, your life sucks (61403) - you deserved it (3889)

On 06/16/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by Tim (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

#2688793 (488)

I agree, your life sucks (24328) - you deserved it (224064)

On 06/07/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she responded, "You were the other guy". FML

#950316 (231)

I agree, your life sucks (102906) - you deserved it (7129)

On 04/13/2009 at 1:39pm - love - by blaise (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was going on a dinner date with a girl I had just met. After I picked her up I asked her if she would like to get lobster. She looked at me and asked if those were the red ones. Confused I nodded. She replied, "Sorry, I don't eat red meat." I laughed. She was serious. FML

#834791 (166)

I agree, your life sucks (51303) - you deserved it (4028)

On 04/06/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML

#158758 (48)

I agree, your life sucks (16320) - you deserved it (30011)

On 02/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by RosaP (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad told me to take my stress out by getting a girlfriend. My mom laughed and said, "no that won't work, just go jack off in the shower again." FML

#54872 (56)

I agree, your life sucks (34101) - you deserved it (3271)

On 02/16/2009 at 5:59pm - intimacy - by IBleedArbor - United States (Connecticut)