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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 February 1983 (33 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1451
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Visits<b>demix</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 3:36am<b>lonely28</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 7:31pm<b>One_Way</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 9:06pm<b>tukies</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 11:39pm<b>xReDMemory</b> - the 05/12/2014 at 11:13pm<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 01/03/2014 at 3:34pm<b>DementedOtaku</b> - the 12/03/2013 at 8:59pm<b>justtheotherguy</b> - the 11/13/2013 at 6:10pm<b>drshn</b> - the 10/12/2013 at 8:53pm<b>StefanKa</b> - the 09/09/2013 at 7:36pm

Fucked!<b>One_Way</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 3:07am<b>tukies</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 4:39am

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Duoceros's favorite FMLs

Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

by Anonymous / 11/14/2011 at 12:09am / United States (California) / Love

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

by shootme / 11/13/2011 at 5:46pm / Canada / Miscellaneous

Today, my electric razor fell flat right after I had finished with my first cheek. And of course I don't have a manual one. FML

by Goatkvlt / 11/22/2008 at 2:02am / Work

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

by Kourou / 11/21/2008 at 7:53am / Miscellaneous

Today, I was finally able to get to know a girl at university who I'd been eyeing up for months. We had a nice conversation. We discovered that we live in the same area, and so we talked about that. I told her that the little restaurant under my house was really disgusting. Her parents own it. FML

by lpilou / 11/21/2008 at 12:40am / Love

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

by batgirl / 11/20/2008 at 7:55am / Love

Today, it's my one year anniversary with my husband. I put on a sexy outfit, red dress and slinky underwear, and waited for him to get home. He walked in the door and asked me with a quizzical look if I was going out tonight. FML

by Ciabatta / 11/20/2008 at 6:10am / Love

Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML

by lageste / 11/19/2008 at 11:37pm / Love

Today, I went to work 300 miles away from where I live. I couldn't find my customer's address, so I decided to call him. I'd picked up my wireless house phone instead of my mobile. FML

by comphone / 11/19/2008 at 3:00am / Work

Today, I spent the night in hospital. As soon as I was alone, I writhed and twisted in all directions in my attempts to pee in a bottle left precisely for that purpose. It was at that moment that the doctor, a good-looking guy, came in. My legs were spread wide and I was right in the middle of doing my business. FML

by la poisse / 11/19/2008 at 12:59am / Health

Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML

by zevil / 11/18/2008 at 11:54am / Peru (Lima) / Love

Today, I was on a date with my new boyfriend. I acted very flirty and laughed very loudly to show him how funny he was. I laughed so loudly that I farted. FML

by elsaza / 11/18/2008 at 7:16am / Love

Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML

by Otherguy / 11/18/2008 at 2:36am / Love

Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML

by AgathedeBlouse / 11/18/2008 at 1:42am / Animals

Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML

by ... / 11/17/2008 at 11:42pm / Transportation