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Dumbledore91
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 156
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Dumbledore91 : I'm a Video-Game playing, Movie loving, ladies man (well I like to think so), Walking Dead, Breaking Bad and Doctor Who fanatic!

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Today, while on an escalator, instead of just telling me my underwear label was hanging out of my jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself. You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49286) - you deserved it (4782)

On 05/16/2013 at 6:24am - misc - by violatedbuttcrack - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mom just handed me a book called "100 Ways To Motivate Yourself." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11756) - you deserved it (4726)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:27am - misc - by JackAttack - United States (North Carolina)



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