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  • Number of visits : 600
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Dumbledore91 : I'm a Video-Game playing, Movie loving, ladies man (well I like to think so), Walking Dead, Breaking Bad and Doctor Who fanatic!

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Today, while on an escalator, instead of just telling me my underwear label was hanging out of my jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself. You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54315) - you deserved it (5212)

On 05/16/2013 at 6:24am - misc - by violatedbuttcrack - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mom just handed me a book called "100 Ways To Motivate Yourself." FML


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