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DumbHispanic
  • Town/Country : Brooklyn, Purgatory
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 June 1994 (19 years)
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Today, my boss made me some tortellini for lunch. As I was happily eating it, he started to give me a massage, while talking to his friends in Greek. He told me that he said "She's my #1 cashier." Turns out, what he really said was "See, if you feed them well, they let you touch them." FML

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