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About Duladian : This is a spot where you are suppose to put interesting things about your life, correct? Well let me start by saying I wish my life was that exciting. I could say I've been around the world and seen many wondrous things. Alas, that would be only a partial lie. I've been around the world, but I have not seen the amazing side of the world. Travel by military to the Middle East is about all I've done outside of the USA. My english skills are not up to par so my spelling and grammar will lack. I'm sorry, I'll try correcting it but things do tend to slip my notice.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Today, after coming home from surgery, I discovered that the heating in my entire building had failed. I called my mom asking if I could come and stay with her for a few days. She told me to "think warm thoughts." FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
Friday 5 February 2016