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About Duladian : Yes this picture is me. Its actually a short video a friend took of me in his room in Al Kindi, Iraq. A small base of less then 100 right outside Mosul.About me: I've recently gotten out of the army. I'm going back to college to finish off my degree. My english skills are not up to par so my spelling and grammar will lack. I'm sorry, I'll try correcting it but things do tend to slip my notice.
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Monday 1 September 2014