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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1193
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Duladian : This is a spot where you are suppose to put interesting things about your life, correct? Well let me start by saying I wish my life was that exciting. I could say I've been around the world and seen many wondrous things. Alas, that would be only a partial lie. I've been around the world, but I have not seen the amazing side of the world. Travel by military to the Middle East is about all I've done outside of the USA. My english skills are not up to par so my spelling and grammar will lack. I'm sorry, I'll try correcting it but things do tend to slip my notice.

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Duladian's favorite FMLs

Today, as always, I'm so flat-chested and childlike in appearance that my boyfriend successfully passed me off as his little sister to save money at a restaurant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24930) - you deserved it (2119)

On 11/01/2015 at 3:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Harrow)

Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42063) - you deserved it (3230)

On 09/17/2014 at 6:10pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after coming home from surgery, I discovered that the heating in my entire building had failed. I called my mom asking if I could come and stay with her for a few days. She told me to "think warm thoughts." FML


I agree, your life sucks (25886) - you deserved it (1703)

On 12/05/2012 at 6:27pm - money - by lonelyandcold (man) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19927) - you deserved it (4806)

On 10/29/2012 at 1:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23443) - you deserved it (2256)

On 09/16/2012 at 10:00pm - misc - by Blueberry (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20827) - you deserved it (1972)

On 09/16/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by MyEarsHurt - United States (California)

Today, my new boss gave everyone a lecture about sexual harassment in the workplace. Which would be fine if he'd been able to tear his gaze off my chest for more than a minute at a time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24024) - you deserved it (3703)

On 07/03/2012 at 12:43pm - work - by hypocrite (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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