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Duladian
  • Town/Country : SoCal
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 509
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Duladian : Yes this picture is me. Its actually a short video a friend took of me in his room in Al Kindi, Iraq. A small base of less then 100 right outside Mosul.About me: I've recently gotten out of the army. I'm going back to college to finish off my degree. My english skills are not up to par so my spelling and grammar will lack. I'm sorry, I'll try correcting it but things do tend to slip my notice.

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Today, after coming home from surgery, I discovered that the heating in my entire building had failed. I called my mom asking if I could come and stay with her for a few days. She told me to "think warm thoughts." FML

#20192758
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I agree, your life sucks (19442) - you deserved it (1231)

On 12/05/2012 at 6:27pm - money - by lonelyandcold (man) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

#20138654
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I agree, your life sucks (15604) - you deserved it (3996)

On 10/29/2012 at 1:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML

#20075333
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15613) - you deserved it (1331)

On 09/16/2012 at 10:00pm - misc - by Blueberry (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML

#20075041
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13385) - you deserved it (1315)

On 09/16/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by MyEarsHurt - United States (California)

Today, my new boss gave everyone a lecture about sexual harassment in the workplace. Which would be fine if he'd been able to tear his gaze off my chest for more than a minute at a time. FML

#19885818
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18101) - you deserved it (3057)

On 07/03/2012 at 12:43pm - work - by hypocrite (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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