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Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28817) - you deserved it (2787)

On 02/22/2010 at 1:11pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized that I am the only one among my group of friends who names their bowel movements. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4995) - you deserved it (57333)

On 01/23/2010 at 2:12pm - misc - by rainydays79 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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