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DukeLeto's favorite FMLs
Today, my ex-boyfriend surprised me with a gorgeous, giant stuffed tiger as a belated birthday gift. I thought it was a lovely gesture until a friend told me she had thrown it in the dumpster behind our building this morning. FML
by Does this thought count? / 07/31/2014 at 8:17pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by bigbum / 11/04/2012 at 4:50am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by Monkey / 10/27/2012 at 11:02am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was writing out palm cards and didn't know if I'd spelled a word correctly, so I stared at it for about 10 seconds waiting for spell check to tell me if it was right or not before I realised I was writing on paper. FML
by katier8295 / 10/27/2012 at 8:43am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend's transition into an annoying hipster is complete. It started with the not-really-necessary nerd glasses and the Mötley Crüe t-shirt, the final straw being the affected British accent. I'm considering where to dump the body. FML
by Anonymous / 09/24/2012 at 1:07am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/14/2012 at 4:47pm / New Zealand (Otago) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/14/2012 at 12:51pm / United States / Animals
by guaranteed service / 09/07/2012 at 2:49am / United States / Work
by Heavy D / 09/06/2012 at 9:45am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 09/03/2012 at 5:45am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/02/2012 at 7:47pm / United States / Intimacy
by yonanon / 08/31/2012 at 8:02am / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, the office I work at put up a "No Masturbating at Desks" sign. I'm disappointed by this, not because I usually whack off at my desk, but because enough people do that there needs to be a sign against it. FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2012 at 7:39pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by S. / 08/26/2012 at 12:20pm / Estonia / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…
- Today, I went to the Eiffel Tower with my boyfriend. We’d been talking about getting married for a… Today, I’m a student in China, and I attended a welcoming party for the new students. It consisted… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.…