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DudeBTM
  • Town/Country : Nowhere, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 November 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 564
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About DudeBTM : Sarcasm is my best friend.

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

#17194109
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46696) - you deserved it (7666)

On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML

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182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13755) - you deserved it (39822)

On 07/20/2011 at 8:36am - misc - by ElixirRose - United States (Georgia)

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

#17113139
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13844) - you deserved it (61779)

On 07/14/2011 at 9:51pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went on a blind date. Right after I arrived there, he excused himself to go to the bathroom. He never came back. FML

#16974687
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33262) - you deserved it (4502)

On 07/04/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by rejecteddd (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML

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49 comments

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On 01/12/2010 at 12:42am - misc - by Absent - France

Today, I fractured my knuckle at the gym. My girlfriend offered to drive me to Urgent Care. As I threw my gym bag in the car, my keys flew out of the bag's pocket and hit her in the face. I spent the whole afternoon getting dirty looks from nurses because of my broken hand and her black eye. FML

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103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54462) - you deserved it (4483)

On 08/14/2009 at 10:26am - love - by Anon (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML

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On 03/29/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by emkaycutie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66983) - you deserved it (403039)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)



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