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Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I text her angry, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. 5 Minutes later I get a picture message of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother saying "Shut the **** up, she had appendicitis." FML


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On 06/30/2009 at 7:20am - love - by annoyedguy (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was at work lifeguarding and saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool. I decided running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slipped and hit my head. The kid's mother jumped in to save her child and then called an ambulance for me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42194) - you deserved it (12095)

On 06/29/2009 at 10:23pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

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