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Duckasaurus

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  • Number of visits : 63247
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

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Today, my boyfriend was really stressed about a guy he works with being a jerk. I told him "if you ignore something long enough, it won't bother you anymore." His response was "I've ignored my herpes for a long time but it still bothers me." We've been having sex for 3 months now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (136731) - you deserved it (22171)

On 03/21/2009 at 3:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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