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Dthnte
  • Town/Country : England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 January 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 499
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Dthnte : Your average goth hippy punky chick :) I'm a science nerd and a fan of Apple. My music tastes include New wave, alternative 80's, electronica and gothic/hard rock :3 Feel free to message me for a chat! xo

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Today, my father gave me his blessing to be married on one condition: that I keep my maiden name when I marry. My fiancé thought it would be "epic". My last name will be hyphenated to Cobb-Webb. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25874) - you deserved it (3958)

On 02/16/2013 at 10:27am - love - by MsCobb - United States (Ohio)

Today, I blew a huge gum bubble. My cat was on my lap and decided to shove her face in the bubble. There's gum all over her, and I still have scars from the last time I tried bathe her. FML

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On 01/29/2013 at 12:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, after much self-doubt and awkwardness, I learned that I look amazing in a little black dress. Now I have to figure out what I'm going to tell my wife. FML

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On 01/29/2013 at 12:28am - intimacy - by ohfuckwaffles (man) - United States (Washington)

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Today, during a major fight with my boyfriend, I threw a necklace he had given me out the window, thinking it was just a cheap trinket. He then told me, for the first time, that that necklace had belonged to his now deceased grandma. FML

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